The Top 12 Funniest Tweets Of The Week
My class got cancelled today😍 and by cancelled, i mean i cancelled it. Cause i didnt go.— Linduhh (@noyouraisin) October 31, 2018
11. Worth it.
I thought I was a patient person, until I let my daughter pick the Word font she wanted for her school project.— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) October 28, 2018
47 fonts later, we're now arguing over Wingdings, and there's no end in sight.
When I don't order a cookie with my lunch order pic.twitter.com/DEf9STiBE0— Michael VOTE VOTE VOTE (@Home_Halfway) November 1, 2018
9. WHY CAN WE HEAR HIM
IF YOU’RE 18 OR OVER AND YOU HAVE TIME TO DRESS UP FOR HALLOWEEN, YOU HAVE TIME TO VOTE.— billy eichner (@billyeichner) October 28, 2018
8. It's not?
my son's awfully confident for someone who's thrice tried eating potpourri thinking it was a fancy snack— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) October 31, 2018
7. Midwest feels.
When your son Kyle is hungry after motocross practice pic.twitter.com/YowiWDpB91— adam.the.creator (@AdamPadilla) October 30, 2018
6. So that's how it happened...
[invention of fish net stockings]— tommy bayer (@TommmyBear) October 24, 2018
fisherman 1: Help! I got caught in the fish net!
fisherman 2: is it just me or is dave looking a little ... hot?
fisherman 3: no dave is definitely being hot rn
Being a parent puts you in excruciatingly difficult situations. For example, having to talk to other parents.— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) October 31, 2018
4. Definitely somewhere.
not sure where the designer was going with this pic.twitter.com/QhStRUSsD3— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) October 29, 2018
3. ...and the pun award goes to:
Halloweaning: Eating candy from your child’s trick-or-treat stash in a slow, gradual fashion so they don’t notice its disappearance.— SpacedMom (@copymama) November 1, 2018
2. Why is Dr. Phil dank now?
Felt cute, might delete later. pic.twitter.com/nm5Mqp6iMH— Dr. Phil (@DrPhil) October 30, 2018
1. Honesty is the best policy!
I'm in the library and there's a bf helping his gf study and I've been overhearing parts of their conversation for the last hour and he just said "Babe, I'm gonna be honest with you. You're going to fail this test, I love you, but there's nothing we can do about it now" I’m dead— Sam McNeil (@_ssamm) October 30, 2018
That's it for this week! Which was your favorite?
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