11. Oops.

*Drives off into sunset*

*turns around because forgot phone*

— Molly England (@bluebonetbabies) September 25, 2018

10. No Joke

[through chopstick walrus tusks] divorth?

— jo diggity (@WhaJoTalkinBout) September 24, 2018

9. I don't make the rules.

Delta: you can bring one free carry-on
Me: pic.twitter.com/zgtszEcNAd

— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) September 25, 2018

8. Rookie Mistake

Me: just gonna sign into Netflix using the tv remote real quick.

[later]

ME: [with a full beard] and now for the password.

— Oops!...I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) September 27, 2018

7. * vomits *

The good news is that we finally found the sippy cup of milk our toddler hid. The bad news is that that toddler is now 11 years old.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) September 24, 2018

6. Sound it out...

Me: I'm a capable, smart woman.

Also me: Wed-nes-day.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) September 26, 2018

5. Insanity

This is insane. IT’S MEANT TO RECLINE. https://t.co/uJOUkt6fKi

— Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) September 22, 2018

4. Win.

In 5th grade, we were asked to bring in a food that was traditional in our family. Pat brought doughnuts. Pat’s mom got it.

— Mary (@AnniemuMary) September 23, 2018

3. #relatable

Child: I want two sandwiches.
Me: I’ll make you one sandwich.
Child: I want two.
Me: You won’t eat two.
Child: YES I WILL I’M STARVING
Me: If I make you two sandwiches, you’d better eat two sandwiches.
Child: I will.
...
Child [halfway through first sandwich]: I’m full.

— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) September 27, 2018

2. Introvert Struggles

“I’ma go home to change and then meet y’all down there later.” pic.twitter.com/Pid7HdbsAF

— Tomiko (@MikoAriel) September 23, 2018

1. Fair Point

4-year-old: Can I watch the Grinch?

Me: It's not Christmas.

4: He might steal Halloween.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 23, 2018

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