The Top 10 Funniest Tweets Of The Week
Healthy people are always like "my body 😌 is a temple 😌".— Coffee Spookie 👻 (@coffeespoonie) October 21, 2018
My body is a haunted house
Apparently it’s "against church policy" to drop your kids off in the nursery and then go to brunch.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 21, 2018
8. The struggle is real.
Wanna feel old? Black Panther came out eight months ago.— Wax Lips Nagurney (@enagurney) October 23, 2018
"That doesn't really make me feel old at all."
Look I'm just making small talk
my doctor: youre a hypochondriac— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) October 23, 2018
me: omg can you test me for that
6. It was worth a try...
me: do you want to feel my face, i'm very handsome— 🦌🎃 sp00ky moose 🎃🦌 (@tiemoose) October 27, 2018
blind date: you do know i'm not actually blind, right?
me: *stuffing ryan gosling bust back into my bag* yes of course
5. We would be so confused.
Thank god attorneys let us know they're attorneys "at law" so we don't assume they're attorneys at garlic bread or something.— BigRED (@nikkithecanuck) October 24, 2018
does....justin bieber not know how... burritos work ? pic.twitter.com/WWKP2ttARe— Ryan Bassil (@ryanbassil) October 25, 2018
3. Smart kid.
6yo: I like my hair short and long. I want my hair to be short and long at the same time.— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 20, 2018
Me: *shows her a picture of a mullet*
6yo: Oh no.
make your own weighted blanket by sleeping under your laundry— alanna, because being yourself is scary enough (@AlannaBennett) October 23, 2018
Filch threatening to kill the 12yo child he suspects of killing his cat is the most relatable scene in “The Chamber of Secrets”.— Skoog (@Skoogeth) October 27, 2018
That's all for this week! Which one was your favorite?
If you have a favorite Twitter account that you think we should check out for next week's list, let us know in the comments!