FML : The Tally Is In! Here Are This Week's Funniest Comments!

The Tally Is In! Here Are This Week's Funniest Comments!

By Nadine / samedi 7 juillet 2018 10:00

We've got some returning champs and some people who thought they'd never see the list again. We had our laughs, and now it's time to share our favorites with you. Enjoy!

6. Don't judge, aliens.

Someone Drew Such A Large Penis It Can Literally Be Seen From Space

Humanity is such an FML.

By Nadine - / Tuesday 3 July 2018 22:00 /

"I'm concerned about what the aliens are going to think about us after they see this.

'It appears to be some crudely drawn erectile phallus.'

'I told you that planet contained no intelligent lifeforms there!'” -Glowworm56

5. Happy 4th!

Today, I took a long distance train across country. Early on I had an urgent need to use the bathroom. As I went to flush away the nasty, the preflush water violently projected my diarrhoea onto my pants before clearing the rest down the gurgler. I have 8 hours left on the train. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FailedTraveller - / Wednesday 4 July 2018 15:00 /

“Looks like the fireworks came a little early this Independence Day” -ChromoTec

4. That's how you do it.

Today, I used the last of my money to buy a bag of vending machine chips for dinner. It got stuck. A passerby saw and generously offered to buy another bag of the same chips to dislodge it. Gratefully, I accepted his offer. It stayed stuck. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By aquagoddess - / Tuesday 3 July 2018 19:00 /

“Rock the machine back and forth until it falls on you and puts you out of your misery “ - pjsr

3. Teamwork makes the dream work.

Someone Drew Such A Large Penis It Can Literally Be Seen From Space

Humanity is such an FML.

By Nadine - / Tuesday 3 July 2018 22:00 /

“I've seen bigger dicks. There's currently a massive one in the White House.” - BurnInDemonFire

“Not with those tiny hands.” - RichardPencil

2. That's a methed up joke.

Today, I found out I'm 9 weeks pregnant. I got on Facebook to message my baby daddy, but was stopped in my tracks by his mugshot plastered all over my news feed for an alleged meth distribution investigation. He was already on parole. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 3 July 2018 01:30 /

“Your boy methed up bad.” - Davros

1. Annnnd comin' in at #1!

These 10 Students Deserve To Get Immediate A's

School is full of FML moments, so students have got to make up for the humiliation some way. Which is exactly what these 10 students...

By nadine - / Monday 2 July 2018 22:00 /

“Dr.Hedgehog needs to learn how to be part of a harmless joke.” -real life problems

“Obviously, he's a bit of a prick.” -BurnInDemonFire

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FailedTraveller - / Wednesday 4 July 2018 15:00 /

“Can't you just wash and dry your underwear under the fan like the lady on the plane?” -Davros

By real life problems | 26

#7658233 - Sunday 8 July 2018 4:54

I'm honored to be mentioned from the shadows of your overwhelming glory. Like a hole, small enough for me to glow. My own glory hole!

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7658213 - Sunday 8 July 2018 3:04

Shout-out to the home-persons RichardPencil, and real life problems!

real life problems | 26

BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7658604 - Monday 9 July 2018 5:33

If you keep bashing away at it, that hole will soon be spread wide enough for your glow to become as radiant as the Sun.

RichardPencil | 27

#7658624 - Monday 9 July 2018 6:58

It’s a lot of fun when we comment on each other’s comments. It’s like improv.

By ChromoTec | 23

#7658601 - Monday 9 July 2018 4:37

I'm definitely who they're talking about when they said "people who thought they'd never see the list again."

#7658606 - Monday 9 July 2018 5:47

You're not alone, bud. It's a nice surprise when you're given a place on this list by the folks in charge, but it can't happen every week, especially on a list this small. Keep persisting, don't be afraid to be a little crass, and word play is always good for a chuckle or two. We got your back, homie.