The Tally Is In...Here Are the 8 Funniest Comments From This Week!
8. Teamwork makes the dream work.
“Don’t you do both?
I have a friend who says when he jerks it in the shower, he belts out a medley of 'Dancing with Myself,' 'The Reflex,' and 'I Touch Myself.'” -RichardPencil
'a friend'"- PorchKitty
7. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
“EVERYBODY, BACK TO MYSPACE!!!” -Abbusser
6. Jail bae.
“Orange is the new On Fleek.” -BurnInDemonFire
5. Not this time!
“Back in my day, kids had to learn to play video games on their own. I wouldn't be the man-child I am today if someone else had told me how to beat Bowser, or Ganondorf. You can't just Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, your way through every challenge you come across.” -BurnInDemonFire
4. Free wine!? I am IN!
“So how's the wine?” -lexos
3. That is true, there'll be no awkward silences. Win.
“At last you you have a lot in common. Like half your genes. You should have a lot to talk about.” - TheSminty1
2. *Mic drop*
“Of course she couldn’t find it. Trump moved the wall to the Mexico border and painted it gold.” -Donut_Wizard
1. Number one for so many reasons. Get it? It's her dad? It's a dad joke? It's a date joke? It's a blind date? Anyone else roflolololing besides me?
"*looks at menu* 'I'm hungry'
'Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!'" - interesting33