11. ....And that's why that FML ended up on the Best of Worst.

“I don’t know how I wound up in jail but here let me tell you all the things I did that got me arrested.” -purplepixie23  

10. Please don't say that to your poor mother.

“Tell her dad said after 7 kids it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.” - Davros  

9. I always say teamwork makes the dream work!

“My response; "Well, you ARE that single..." -manb91uk

“What? You’re dating him too! Have you met his mom?” -pjsr  

8. This FML needed a button that said INMIJD: I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

“I'd say that you deserved it, but given that you thought "fml" instead of appreciating it I'd say that you didn't deserve it.” -PenguinPal3017

7.  Who know Meghan was such an avid FML reader?

“It's okay, everyone! I am pleased to tell you all that Meghan Markle's wedding went off without a hitch. Except the one that attached the horses to their carriage.” - BurnInDemonFire  

6. Really dude, take it easy. You start small and work your way up.

“Try weed next time. I hear there is no reflux from that.” -Donut_Wizard

5. He was a confused dude.

“That threesome went sideways” - dexter420  

4. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Pooh had to do what he had to do. 

“Who needs honey so desperately that they will resort to stealing?” - anyoldnamewilldo

“Winnie the Pooh?” -Glowworm56

3. V clever.

“What did the sign say? 'Will twerk for honey'?” -BurnInDemonFire  

2. Excellent point... just imagine the costume then.

“Just be thankful that you stole honey and not diapers.” -PenguinPal3017

1. Because the comback from user Fire Princess WAS fire.

“It is gonna be harsh here and I embrace my down votes, but they're just giving a chance to the uglies to make them feel good.” -DraftHail614

“That's great news! Now you'll have a chance to enter!” - Fire_Princess16  

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But your wife got her custom bridesmaids dress right?? -manb91uk