The Tally Is In! Here Are The 11 Funniest Comments Of The Week!

You all killed it this week. You came in flexin' on those keyboards. Typing away furiously, you all showed up to the game with your best work and we're here to recognize that. Shout out to the bumblebee FML -- With great FMLs comes great comments, and that's clear now more than ever.

11. ....And that's why that FML ended up on the Best of Worst.

By Nadine - 8/6/2018 17:30 - France - Capinghem

Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever

Here's another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.

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“I don’t know how I wound up in jail but here let me tell you all the things I did that got me arrested.” -purplepixie23

10. Please don't say that to your poor mother.

By junkjunkie - 11/6/2018 11:30 - New Zealand - Tauranga

Today, in front of my 6 brothers, my mother told me I had the smallest penis at birth. FML

I agree, your life sucks

4162

You deserved it

307

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“Tell her dad said after 7 kids it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.” - Davros

9. I always say teamwork makes the dream work!

By Anonymous - 9/6/2018 13:00 - United States - Buffalo

Thanks.

Today, I asked a guy if I could finally meet his mom after we’ve been exclusive for almost a year now. He goes, "You’re special, but you’re not THAT special." FML

I agree, your life sucks

4309

You deserved it

480

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“My response; "Well, you ARE that single..." -manb91uk

“What? You’re dating him too! Have you met his mom?” -pjsr

8. This FML needed a button that said INMIJD: I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

By my_way_1213 - 9/6/2018 20:30

Smart kid.

Today, at 2 in the afternoon, I walked in on my 6-year-old making coffee. When I asked what he was doing, he said, "You were being grumpy, and you said coffee makes you not so grumpy." FML

I agree, your life sucks

2202

You deserved it

3598

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“I'd say that you deserved it, but given that you thought "fml" instead of appreciating it I'd say that you didn't deserve it.” -PenguinPal3017

7. Who know Meghan was such an avid FML reader?

By budgetboss - 8/6/2018 18:30 - United States - Granbury

Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks

4130

You deserved it

350

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“It's okay, everyone! I am pleased to tell you all that Meghan Markle's wedding went off without a hitch. Except the one that attached the horses to their carriage.” - BurnInDemonFire

6. Really dude, take it easy. You start small and work your way up.

By Anonymous - 10/6/2018 15:00

Today, I ended up in the hospital due to a severe acid reflux attack. I knew I had acid reflux for years, but was never allowed to get it checked out. Why? My dad told me I was too young to have it and that I was making it up. I now have to see a specialist. FML

I agree, your life sucks

3993

You deserved it

249

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“Try weed next time. I hear there is no reflux from that.” -Donut_Wizard

5. He was a confused dude.

By Carolyn Dee Humphrey - 7/6/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my friend and I have the same due date and the same baby daddy. It's my boyfriend of 9 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks

5146

You deserved it

397

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“That threesome went sideways” - dexter420

4. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Pooh had to do what he had to do.

By natedudelol - 7/6/2018 19:00

#choices

Today, at the self-checkout, I didn't have enough money for honey, so I just walked out with it and ended up getting caught. Now I have to hold a sign in front of the store wearing a big bumblebee costume. FML

I agree, your life sucks

878

You deserved it

8222

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“Who needs honey so desperately that they will resort to stealing?” - anyoldnamewilldo

“Winnie the Pooh?” -Glowworm56

3. V clever.

By natedudelol - 7/6/2018 19:00

#choices

I agree, your life sucks

878

You deserved it

8222

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“What did the sign say? 'Will twerk for honey'?” -BurnInDemonFire

2. Excellent point... just imagine the costume then.

By natedudelol - 7/6/2018 19:00

#choices

I agree, your life sucks

878

You deserved it

8222

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“Just be thankful that you stole honey and not diapers.” -PenguinPal3017

1. Because the comback from user Fire Princess WAS fire.

By Nadine - 6/6/2018 22:00 - France - Paris

Miss America Finally Scraps The Swimsuit And Evening Gown Competitions, Shockingly Decides To Judge Women On Their Minds Rather Than Their Bodies

The FML here is that these competitions were even a thing for so long.

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“It is gonna be harsh here and I embrace my down votes, but they're just giving a chance to the uglies to make them feel good.” -DraftHail614

“That's great news! Now you'll have a chance to enter!” - Fire_Princess16

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

By Husband to be....maybe - 9/6/2018 09:00

Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks

4273

You deserved it

208

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But your wife got her custom bridesmaids dress right?? -manb91uk

By nadine / Friday 15 June 2018 16:50 / France

By BurnInDemonFire | 30

#7649029 - Saturday 16 June 2018 22:12

Ooh! Never had a double mention on here before! Drinks are on me! Salud!

#7649037 - Saturday 16 June 2018 22:33

I know it stings, but you'll have to bear it, I'm afraid.

By pjsr | 31

#7649034 - Saturday 16 June 2018 22:26

Oh, Pooh! I only made it once, honey.

BurnInDemonFire | 30

By ChromoTec | 24

#7649065 - Saturday 16 June 2018 23:37

This is the first time I haven't seen RichardPencil on here. But I'm not on here either, so (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

RichardPencil | 27

#7649105 - Sunday 17 June 2018 1:20

I'm glad you mentioned it. I didn't want to seem like a sore loser.

This week's list sucks. There were many funnier comments this week, including some by me, but many by others. Also, they missed my three "meta-comments" in one comment! That was a thing of beauty!

Nadine | 21

#7649681 - Monday 18 June 2018 10:36

Oh heck naaahhh. RichardPencil, you make the list every week and we get crap about that and still tell people they have to deal with it... so it is your turn now, to deal with it. ALSO, I did see the 3 meta comment, and I didn't think they were all relevant to the FML.

Much love, but boy please.

#7650037 - Monday 18 June 2018 21:50

The bumble suit, the stolen wedding dress and the tonsillectomy all related to the story and they were all in that week's crop of stories. I didn't have to reach back to 1981 to get an obliquely-related story!

Make a note that I wasn't the first one to complain about me being shut out. Personally, I'd prefer to see you pick out the funniest N comments (where N does not have to equal 10) regardless of who submitted them. If someone is on fire on a given week, they should be recognized.