The Tally Is In! Here Are The 10 Funniest Comments Of The Week!
10. Not that far.
“Many of us have been there.
I mean, not 14 years “been there” but we’ve been there.” -julfunky
9. Happy anniversary!
“Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving.” - joeyl1990
8. Still a bad snake with bad intentions, though.
“Kaa over here just looking for Mowgli” - real life problems
“store your poop somewhere else” -cbchawks
“If an anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, what does a python want? I guess a chill homeowner as a housemate.” -Taurus_ChicKa
“#20 You know, It’s all good, as long as he said #nohomo right before he threw up” -pjsr
4. Your love life's DOA.
“So no-one told you life was gonna be this way.” -BurnInDemonFire
3. Finally, a man can know what it's like.
“Unsolicited dick pic!!!” -RichardPencil
2. In case it was not clear: Penis.
“Not gonna get a-head in life with that on your .. head. Penis.” -real life problems
1. Coming it at #1 for the creativity and for making me laugh....
Today, after leaving for the city inspector to make sure everything was up to code, my husband and I remembered that we'd forgotten to take down the rope bondage setup and equipment in the closet. We came home to paperwork on the kitchen counter and the closet door open. FML
“Structure in closet: NOT UP TO CODE. Chains 3/4 inch can cause unwanted pinching and even tearing. Suspension not rated higher than 110lbs, and judging from the family photos around the house, you are not within approved weight. Lastly, plastic around handcuffs is not BPA free.” -DMA
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
Today, my best friend of 10 years blocked me for no reason. When I went to her house to ask why she did it and apologize for whatever it was, she told me to kill myself and slammed the door. I still don't know what I did. FML
“I hope it’s not something like you wouldn’t pay her twenty dollars an hour to help you get better at fortnite because that’s just a piss poor reason to be angry.
But if you did something like I don’t know. Slept with her boyfriend that lives in another country or spread a terrible rumor such as her getting a foreign object stuck in her vagina.
Then maybe I could see where she’s coming from.” -John Nemeth