The French Connection: 10 Sexy FMLs From The Sexiest Country On The Planet
Sure, they've got that irresistable accent going for them, and yeah, they always look chic, and goddamn do they have that rebel without a cause thing going on with a cigarette hanging off their lips, but don't be fooled. They have their share of sexy slip-ups as much as the rest of us schmucks.
1. I'll just wait right here.
2. Feel the burn.
3. It's a two-part job.
4. "Just stay out of my rear view mirror, guys!"
5. She gives "horny" a whole new meaning.
6. Not ferret all.
7. Looks like our chances of multiplying are low.
Today, my boyfriend, a math teacher, wanted to recite multiplication timetables while making love in order to come less quickly. He could only recite up to the number 5 because as it turns out, the timetables actually turn him on. FML
8. He's also a meat pounding pro.
9. You can't unsee that.
Today, my older brother asked me to go get his phone on his bed. I was in a good mood, so I did. He then continued, laughing, “don’t mistake it for the sex toys and used condoms!” I thought he was joking, but there were actually sex toys and used condoms on his bed. FML