The FML Quiz: Taco Edition

As difficult as ever, but now featuring tacos. Get 'em while they're hot!

At the end of last week's quiz I asked for theme suggestions and only got one answer from our very own intern, Nina. Thanks girl... But shame on the rest of you! Because of your negligence, we're stuck with a taco-themed quiz. I love tacos, but we've had too much of them on here ever since Nina arrived. I'm sure we can do better next Wednesday. Please suggest a theme in the comments if you feel so inspired!

How it works:

Choose the best multiple-choice option to complete the FML. Scroll down for the answer key. Comment your results. Champs win bragging rights, but everyone gets a compliment from me (even if they do a terrible job) until the next quiz comes out a week later. Nothing but good vibes here, guys.


1. Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was...

  1. "That's Taco Tuesday, babe. No can do." FML

  2. "Awsome. I've been waiting for a reason to dress up so I could break out the new taco suit!" He's serious. FML

  3. "I'm only interested if they'll be serving tacos." They won't. FML

  4. "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML


2. Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by...

  1. dropping it in the bag. FML

  2. taping it together. FML

  3. wrapping it in a receipt. FML

  4. tucking it in a stack of napkins. FML


3. Today, my husband showed up late to my mother's funeral. He swaggered in, happily finishing off a half-eaten taco. His excuse for why he was so cheerful: "She was __________, honey." Good to know I married a piece of shit in disguise. FML

  1. "a bitch"

  2. "a nasty old woman"

  3. "an in-law"

  4. "a giant crustacean from the paleolithic era"


4. Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like...

  1. a walk in the park. FML

  2. a Disney movie. FML

  3. a tea party. FML

  4. a freaking picnic. FML


5. Today, I was __________ my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

  1. having dinner with

  2. going down on

  3. kissing

  4. making out with


Final answers? Scroll past the tacos to check your work!

tl;dr - DCCBB










So? How was it?

As always, comment your score below and I'll share the love!

If you follow us in Zuckerberg-land, you should recognize one of these FMLs from a recent post. At least one quiz question each week is a social media freebie! If you feel so inclined, follow us on Facebook and/or Twitter for bomb-ass content and a sneaky quiz advantage. If that's not your scene though, no worries. We're happy enough seeing your lovely self here on the site.

...and don't forget to help choose the theme for next week!

Doughnuts, Star Trek, cats, tea, Parks and Rec... Whatever you come up with, I'll try to find related FMLs and gifs and we'll call it a party.

I'm so hungry now.

See you next Wednesday!
Cali ♥︎








By Cali / Thursday 18 May 2017 00:38 / France
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By  Talented73  |  54

You wanted a theme dor next week?! You got it! I want you to do a special on the hairy taco. The fishy taco. The furburger. The bearded clam. Yes, that's right -- I am talking about the vagina!