The FML Quiz: Pride Edition

It's come to our attention at FML headquarters that June is Pride Month! We're a little late to join the parade but we're going to contribute in our own special way today. We hope you enjoy matching up these LGBTQ anecdotes... maybe you'll be inspired to speak out or help out or even come out! You do you, homeskillets. ♡
Instructions for n00bs:
Choose the best multiple-choice option to complete the FML. Scroll down to vote on the OG FMLs. Comment your results. Champs win bragging rights, but everyone gets a compliment from me (even if they fuck it up) until the next quiz comes out a week later. Nothing but good vibes here, guys. And rainbows.
Here we go!
QUIZ LINK FOR APP USERS
DO NOT SCROLL PAST GEORGE
DO NOT PASS GO
DO NOT COLLECT $200
(answers below)
(the rest of you may proceed)
So how did you do?
What do you think of this format?
I included the FMLs as usual so you could vote on them, but does that make the post too long? Comment below with your thoughts... If you include your score I'll share the love!
Follow us on Facebook and/or Twitter for that sneaky quiz advantage (one question each week is a social media freebie). If that's not your scene, no worries. We already feel #blessed to have you here!
Don't forget to help choose the theme for next week!
Candy, Napoleon Dynamite, spiders, cereal, OITNB... Whatever you come up with, I'll try to find related FMLs and gifs and we'll make it a party.
See y'all next Wednesday!
-Cali ✌︎