The FML Quiz: Pride Edition
It's come to our attention at FML headquarters that June is Pride Month! We're a little late to join the parade but we're going to contribute in our own special way today. We hope you enjoy matching up these LGBTQ anecdotes... maybe you'll be inspired to speak out or help out or even come out! You do you, homeskillets. ♡
Instructions for n00bs:
Choose the best multiple-choice option to complete the FML. Scroll down to vote on the OG FMLs. Comment your results. Champs win bragging rights, but everyone gets a compliment from me (even if they fuck it up) until the next quiz comes out a week later. Nothing but good vibes here, guys. And rainbows.
Here we go!
DO NOT SCROLL PAST GEORGE
DO NOT PASS GO
DO NOT COLLECT $200
(the rest of you may proceed)
Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML
Today, a male friend of mine tried to kiss me. When I shoved him away and demanded to know what the fuck he was doing, he said he didn't think I was really a lesbian because I went on a date with a guy. Once. Over 15 years ago. FML
Today, my neighbor confessed to me that he was homophobic and regrets that his family doesnt know it. He spent fifteen minutes explaining how much he would hate to have a gay child. I spent two hours last night convincing his son that it was the right thing to tell his family he was gay. FML
Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my mother making arrangements to go to a dinner tonight where I will be honored for my political activism. She made it clear she's only going for me, and does NOT support the gay rights group that is putting the dinner on. I was planning on coming out after dinner. FML
So how did you do?
What do you think of this format?
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Don't forget to help choose the theme for next week!
Candy, Napoleon Dynamite, spiders, cereal, OITNB... Whatever you come up with, I'll try to find related FMLs and gifs and we'll make it a party.
See y'all next Wednesday!