The FML Quiz: Medical Edition
This one doesn't need much of an introduction, honestly. Most of what goes on in the medical world has something to do with an FML moment! If you've ever been to a doctor's office, (that should be all of you,) you know what we're talking about. Anyway, these medical mishaps aren't going to diagnose themselves! Get to it!
Instructions for n00bs:
Choose the best multiple-choice option to complete the FML. Scroll down to comment your results and vote on the OG FMLs. Champs win bragging rights, but everyone gets a compliment from me (even if they botch it) until the next quiz comes out a week later. Nothing but good vibes here, guys. And gurneys.
DO NOT SCROLL PAST THE JANITOR
DO NOT PASS GO
DO NOT COLLECT $200
Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML
Today, I had my blood drawn for a lab test. I was then given a container so I could give a urine sample. In the middle of peeing, I got woozy, started blacking out, and hit my head against the wall. A nurse discovered me with my pants down. FML
So how did you do?
Last week there was only one major complaint about the new format. If most everyone else is digging it we'll continue this way. I included the FMLs again so you could vote on them, but added a buffer gif to avoid spoilers. Did that help at all? Thoughts?
If you like the medical stories you should definitely check out our FML Medics Facebook page! The posts are all written by medical professionals themselves so it's a fun peek into that world. If you have your own medic work stories you can submit them at any time by sending a message to the page admins. There are also memes. We have fun.
Don't forget to help choose the theme for next week!
Whatever you come up with, I'll try to find related FMLs and gifs and we'll make it a party!
See you next Wednesday!