The Best of the Worst of FML #44

Here's another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.

Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! At last, more proof that the internet is full of wackjobs.

For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "whats" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, brace yourself.


Today was my first day of my college and i met with an accident.... fml

You make me hole again

Yesterday my dorm brother talked to me that I am the best top lane in LOL, but today someone told me that he said I will never be as good so fuck that dude hope he burns in a fucking whole. FML


I live in alberta, where everyone drives a jacked up truck. For crazy ones, jibes regarding the size of the guys manhood is standard. While with some friends, I noticed one such redneck, and prepared to call out. but I realised I liked the truck, and screamed; That's a nice penis


Hi. Im sherry. And im very. Ill seeking. Help for me and family. Fml

I have sex, lots of sex, I swear

I had more mediocre sex since being single after a 2 1/2 year relationship... I'm also DemiSexual and a Swinger. But I decided I'm tired of meaningless, medocre sex. I have sex 3-4 times a week and am still unfulfilled and horny... I hate the loneliness I feel after sex!

No one is an island

Today my phone did an Staten update and I lost almost everything fml

Gamers suffer too, you know?

While not real money, still list 20,000 of it, if you are familiar with Borderlands 2, you'll know that there is an ammo machine and a guns machine next to each other occasionally, I meant to go refill all my ammo and accidentally selected the guns machine and just bought about 8 guns for 20,000$

That sounds sinious

on Friday the 13th the suv I was in got t-boned totaling it and sending everyone to the hospital. My ba k and chest are messed up from being on the passenger side where we were hit. I've also found out I have a wonderful ear infection I got the same day just as I was getting over a sinuous infection

Unadded. UNADDED?

Today, my ex watched my snapchat story and then unadded me. What the hell? FML.


Today, I had wine for the first time in a while. Now I want to purr.... But I can't.... FML

That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!






Bonus track: Odd question.  

You think life is a game?

I am new to this is this a game or another app like Facebook?

By Alan / Wednesday 6 December 2017 10:40 /
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By  Cali  |  54

It's funny that there are people who have no idea what this app is for, but still download it and submit FMLs. So courageous.

  Cali  |  54

I do think it takes a degree of bravery to boldly charge forward without understanding your surroundings. It's stupid and pointless... but still brave! Also I'm seriously considering changing my username to Cat now. Keine Scheisse!