By Anonymous - 13/5/2019 10:00
Today, I had to help pick a jury for trial. I had to do a roll call to make sure that everyone was present. I stood up in front of a packed courtroom and said, “Okay, I’m going to do a roll call to make sure that everyone is here and pregnant.” Everyone laughed at me. FML
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By  live_to_love  |  25

that's ok to make mistake. You should have laughed too.

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By  live_to_love  |  25

that's ok to make mistake. You should have laughed too.

By  chosha_fml  |  25

You could have saved that embarrassment by realising that ‘here’ and ‘present’ (what I assume you meant to say) mean the same thing and that you didn’t need to say it at all.

By  xepharin  |  1

Dude, you could have so totally flipped that around and once the laughter died just been like "Good, just making sure you are all paying attention. Now, when I call your name, please say PRESENT" lol.