By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 10:00

Today, I had to help pick a jury for trial. I had to do a roll call to make sure that everyone was present. I stood up in front of a packed courtroom and said, “Okay, I’m going to do a roll call to make sure that everyone is here and pregnant.” Everyone laughed at me. FML
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Were you going to fix that for those who weren’t?

live_to_love 25

that's ok to make mistake. You should have laughed too.

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You should've said "...everyone is hairy penis". That's a goof that would've left your dignity and credibility intact.

live_to_love 25

that's ok to make mistake. You should have laughed too.

Were you going to fix that for those who weren’t?

And were they all pregnant?

You could have saved that embarrassment by realising that ‘here’ and ‘present’ (what I assume you meant to say) mean the same thing and that you didn’t need to say it at all.

Dude, you could have so totally flipped that around and once the laughter died just been like "Good, just making sure you are all paying attention. Now, when I call your name, please say PRESENT" lol.

And then you fucked all of them