FML : Six Flags Will Give You $300 To Spend 30 Hours In A Coffin

Six Flags Will Give You $300 To Spend 30 Hours In A Coffin

By Gloria Borger / mercredi 26 septembre 2018 11:15

Would you do it?

Are you bored with traditional autumnal festivities? Are you tired of pumpkin carving, trick-or-treating, and tip-toeing through cheesy haunted houses? Well if you're in Missouri, here's your chance to shake things up (while catching up on that beauty rest). Six Flags St. Louis is throwing a "30-Hour Coffin Challenge" to celebrate Halloween this year.

Here's everything you need to know...

The Point
Anyone who succeeds will win $300, two 2019 season passes, two VIP Haunted House passes, two tickets for the Freak Train, and will be allowed to keep their coffin.

The Perks
Participants will receive free meals, snacks, and drinks while in the coffin. They will be allowed to take a 6-minute bathroom break each hour. "Fright Fest Freaks" will make random visits and participants can bring a friend to keep them company while the park is open. A Six Flags rep will supervise the entire event, and there will be phone charging stations available.

The Rules
Participants must be 18 or older and be able to fit lying down in the coffin (2' x 7'). Anyone with a medical condition that would make this event a health risk for them will obviously not be allowed to participate.

If you're interested and able, fill out an entry form ASAP. It's going down at 1pm on October 13th (and ends on the 14th at 7pm), but the six (yes, only six) participants will be selected in advance on October 4th.

TBH we're kind of wishing we lived in St. Louis now. Would you go for it yourself? Why or why not?

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By Razell | 13

#7699774 - Wednesday 26 September 2018 23:25

Hell no.

That's only $10 an hour.

By PhoenixChick | 25

#7699832 - Thursday 27 September 2018 2:10

You lay there, they bring you food and let you up to pee. Vague spectre of death around. Sounds like a nursing home.

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By Razell | 13

#7699774 - Wednesday 26 September 2018 23:25

Hell no.

That's only $10 an hour.

hiddenUSERNAME | 27

#7699796 - Thursday 27 September 2018 0:05

Ah someone with basic math skills, your a rare breed

Cali | 54

#7699802 - Thursday 27 September 2018 0:11

Do you normally get paid to sleep?

melisssa87 | 30

#7699804 - Thursday 27 September 2018 0:13

And you get to keep the coffin, do you know how much those babies cost?

Razell | 13

#7699905 - Thursday 27 September 2018 6:57

Well, yeah, but I don't have room in my house, and I don't want to move it from house to house until I need it.

And knowing me, I'd use it to store papers or something, and they'd have to be cleaned out before I could be put in it....

It's just not worth it.

By Wayne Pardue | 5

#7699803 - Thursday 27 September 2018 0:12

Hell yeah I would. That would be fun. And yes I could catch up on my beauty sleep.

By Phillycheeze | 20

#7699810 - Thursday 27 September 2018 0:28

Piece of cake. I was married for 17 years. After she ate the wedding cake, sex died, She was a cold hearted female dog....

By RichardPencil | 27

#7699830 - Thursday 27 September 2018 1:58

I’d go for that! They give you 6 minutes an hour off — it’d be a piece of cake!

Plus, a free coffin — I’m gonna need that someday!

By PhoenixChick | 25

#7699832 - Thursday 27 September 2018 2:10

You lay there, they bring you food and let you up to pee. Vague spectre of death around. Sounds like a nursing home.

Yudith | 18

#7699865 - Thursday 27 September 2018 3:52

At least, with the coffin, the food is better, you get less random visits, you don't have to show your ass to total strangers, it's more silent at night when you want to sleep, the person helping you doesn't have forty other patients to take care of and it smells better. Plus, instead of paying for it, you are the one getting paid!

By Silverion Sairee | 10

#7699949 - Thursday 27 September 2018 9:38

I would so do this, I'd spend half the time asleep anyways, so easy.
I could probably sleep the entire 30 hours if I wanted to, I once slept for 38 hours without waking up.

By xercer | 9

#7700008 - Thursday 27 September 2018 11:51

I’m broke as a mofo. Free food, phone charging, I get to lay down, I can just watch netflix on phone, get paid 300 and more free stuff. Hell yes I want to do this.