By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 05:00 - United States

She wants a big one

  Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
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  crymore007  |  11

I'm on an iPod and it put it twice...idk it's retarded like that :P

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  Sady_Ct  |  35

I never joke about my partner’s size, that would be like him joking about my boob size.