Roofing

By Anonymous - 29/08/2021 11:01

Today, a tile slid off the roof and knocked me out as I was fetching my mail. Apparently, I lay there for a while with the wind blowing my dressing gown up, flashing my bare ass to the neighbourhood. People took pictures, but no one thought to check I was alive, not even my kids. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 436
You deserved it 98

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How can they be bothered with such a boring task as checking if you're alive when there's a race on to post hilarious content to Instagram, Snapchat, TikTok, etc? Content is king!

Of you were knocked unconscious that long I really hope you went to a doctor. You probably have serious brain trauma.

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How can they be bothered with such a boring task as checking if you're alive when there's a race on to post hilarious content to Instagram, Snapchat, TikTok, etc? Content is king!

Of you were knocked unconscious that long I really hope you went to a doctor. You probably have serious brain trauma.

Being knocked out for a few minutes is nothing to be concerned about, generally.

I'm more concerned about why your butt was bare. This is why you should never go commando.