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By Nina / mardi 27 juin 2017 07:56
This week we're bookin' it to Indonesia, Israel, Finland, Brazil, and Lebanon.

This is a truly worldly batch of world FMLs. If you're reading this, then you're worldly too. So congratulations! I think worldly people are pretty cool.

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Indonesia

Today, tanning session on a heavenly beach in Bali. A local seller came to me and showed me the swimsuits that she was selling. She also add with a big smile: “I have big size for you!” FML

By eas - / Saturday 18 July 2009 02:11 / Indonesia

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Israel

Today, I picked up my six-year-old son after the karate class I’d signed him up for the holidays. As he got out, I could see he was disappointed so I asked him what was wrong. “It’s lame, we’re not even going to learn how to make fireballs.” FML

By Anonyme - / Saturday 24 July 2010 15:09 / Israel

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Finland

Today, after hours of non-stop work on an important case, I cheeringly blurted out, "And now, time for a tampon change break!" FML

By Ketchup - / Wednesday 6 April 2016 07:06 / Finland - Turku

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Brazil

Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture of my brother, my boyfriend and me. Apparently, the idea of me having a boyfriend didn’t register with them because they all screamed, “Your brother is gay?!” FML

By Klaairon - / Wednesday 27 February 2013 15:33 / Brazil - Osasco

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Lebanon

Today, I was trying to impress a very cute guy at a party by grinding up against him. During my very sexy choreography, I heard him say, “It feels like a slug rubbing against me.” FML

By setaleschausasses - / Sunday 26 December 2011 05:22 / Lebanon

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