Passport to FML

This week we're bookin' it to Indonesia, Israel, Finland, Brazil, and Lebanon.

This is a truly worldly batch of world FMLs. If you're reading this, then you're worldly too. So congratulations! I think worldly people are pretty cool.

By eas - 18/7/2009 02:11 - Indonesia

Today, tanning session on a heavenly beach in Bali. A local seller came to me and showed me the swimsuits that she was selling. She also add with a big smile: “I have big size for you!” FML

I agree, your life sucks

583

You deserved it

Favorite

Save

By Anonyme - 24/7/2010 15:09 - Israel

Today, I picked up my six-year-old son after the karate class I’d signed him up for the holidays. As he got out, I could see he was disappointed so I asked him what was wrong. “It’s lame, we’re not even going to learn how to make fireballs.” FML

I agree, your life sucks

620

You deserved it

Favorite

Save

By Ketchup - 6/4/2016 07:06 - Finland - Turku

Today, after hours of non-stop work on an important case, I cheeringly blurted out, "And now, time for a tampon change break!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

637

You deserved it

265

Favorite

Save

By Klaairon - 27/2/2013 15:33 - Brazil - Osasco

Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture of my brother, my boyfriend and me. Apparently, the idea of me having a boyfriend didn’t register with them because they all screamed, “Your brother is gay?!” FML

I agree, your life sucks

733

You deserved it

Favorite

Save

By setaleschausasses - 26/12/2011 05:22 - Lebanon

Today, I was trying to impress a very cute guy at a party by grinding up against him. During my very sexy choreography, I heard him say, “It feels like a slug rubbing against me.” FML

I agree, your life sucks

540

You deserved it

254

Favorite

Save

By Nina / Tuesday 27 June 2017 06:12 /