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This week's international assembly of FMLs features five flub-ups from around the world that just couldn't have happened anywhere else.
By Nina / Tuesday 30 May 2017 12:19 / France

She wouldn't have gotten away so easily had they been in Costa RIca.

World
Iceland

Today, under the Northern Lights of the Arctic Circle, I presented my girlfriend with an engagement ring and asked her if she would become my wife. She said, "I can’t, I have mittens." FML

By PasFiancé - / Friday 9 October 2015 08:15 / Iceland - Reykjav?k

Only in Tunisia are dromedaries as common as dogs.

World
Tunisia

Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside in the garden. At 3 a.m., I’m awoken by something licking my face. A dog? A camel. A camel! FML

By Kolpall - / Saturday 15 August 2015 10:22 / Tunisia

It's flying saucers, not flying sausages. 

World
Germany

Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one of my colleagues hit another with a sausage. FML

By Matatat - / Monday 1 June 2015 03:55 / Germany - Pirmasens

I doubt there is anywhere else in the world where flutists compulsively practice traditional Romanian songs. 

World
Romania

Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties, the house music of my neighbor, I’m now enduring the covers of traditional Romanian songs with a flute by my neighbor. FML

By la choupe - / Saturday 20 April 2013 09:25 / Romania - Brasov

Only in Sweden are students this prepared for exams. 

World
Sweden

Today, it’s exam day in Sweden. Yesterday, I prepared three fountain pens and six cartridges. The exam starts. Suddenly, I’m stressing out: my pens had frozen during the night. Thanks, sub-zero conditions. FML

By azerty - / Friday 10 February 2012 10:50 / Sweden

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