Only In [Insert Country Here]...

This week's international assembly of FMLs features five flub-ups from around the world that just couldn't have happened anywhere else.

She wouldn't have gotten away so easily had they been in Costa RIca.

By PasFiancé - 9/10/2015 08:15 - Iceland - Reykjav?k

Today, under the Northern Lights of the Arctic Circle, I presented my girlfriend with an engagement ring and asked her if she would become my wife. She said, "I can’t, I have mittens." FML

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Only in Tunisia are dromedaries as common as dogs.

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By Kolpall - 15/8/2015 10:22 - Tunisia

Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside in the garden. At 3 a.m., I’m awoken by something licking my face. A dog? A camel. A camel! FML

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It's flying saucers, not flying sausages.

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By Matatat - 1/6/2015 03:55 - Germany - Pirmasens

Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one of my colleagues hit another with a sausage. FML

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672

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I doubt there is anywhere else in the world where flutists compulsively practice traditional Romanian songs.

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By la choupe - 20/4/2013 09:25 - Romania - Brasov

Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties, the house music of my neighbor, I’m now enduring the covers of traditional Romanian songs with a flute by my neighbor. FML

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593

Phew, glad it wasn't me

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Only in Sweden are students this prepared for exams.

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By azerty - 10/2/2012 10:50 - Sweden

Today, it’s exam day in Sweden. Yesterday, I prepared three fountain pens and six cartridges. The exam starts. Suddenly, I’m stressing out: my pens had frozen during the night. Thanks, sub-zero conditions. FML

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By Nina / Tuesday 30 May 2017 12:19 / France

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By Ashamed_Sister | 60

#7462716 - Tuesday 30 May 2017 19:44

How long did the FML staff search to find all these GIFs? Each of them is right on the spot.

By TheAprilWitch | 21

#7462906 - Wednesday 31 May 2017 7:08

They fit so perfectly that I even supposed the staff (or Nina) made them.

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By Ashamed_Sister | 60

#7462716 - Tuesday 30 May 2017 19:44

How long did the FML staff search to find all these GIFs? Each of them is right on the spot.

TheAprilWitch | 21

#7462905 - Wednesday 31 May 2017 7:08

They fit so perfectly that I even supposed the staff (or Nina) made them.

TheAprilWitch | 21

#7462906 - Wednesday 31 May 2017 7:08

They fit so perfectly that I even supposed the staff (or Nina) made them.

Nina | 32

#7462947 - Wednesday 31 May 2017 10:02

Thank you for appreciating my gif scavenging skills!! I particularly like the Anchorman gif ;)

By Talented73 | 53

#7462818 - Tuesday 30 May 2017 23:33

I have a small lizard running around in my apartment, and a larger one in my pants.

Oops, wrong thread!

By CrazyTrainWreck | 19

#7463105 - Wednesday 31 May 2017 16:21

I felt like Russian here to comment, but after reading these posts there is Norway any of these are real. Off topic, does anyone know where I can buy fine China?