One Guy Spends A Week Living With All Girls And Shares Everything He Learns About Girls In An Epic And Educational Twitter Thread
When 20-year-old Robbie Stowers decided to go on a ski trip with a group of all girls, he didn’t know what he was getting himself into, but he sure as hell came out a smarter man once it was over.
Though it may sound like a trite observation, many women have rituals at home and in their daily lives that men who have never lived with a woman before are absolutely oblivious to. For men like that, the amount of work that goes into “getting ready” and materials required may come as a shock. That’s just some of what Robbie, our man on the ground, found out on his trip.
In the end, Robbie ended up with 30+ useful tips for dudes trying to understand Girl World and they are as hilarious as they are handy. Well done, Robbie. These observations are impressively accurate.
A thread about what I learned whilst living with girls for one week is going live at 10pm
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
1. Giggle juice will do that.
1) When girls get in from a night out, literally anything is the funniest thing that has ever happened. “OMG HAHAHAAHAH I JUST ATE A CARROT”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
2. A deafening silence.
2) When girls are trying to be quiet they make most of their noise with the “SSSHHHHHHHHHHH”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
3. What would we do without her?
3) There is one designated mum in every group. She takes everyones make up off, provides water and makes sure everyone is home.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
4. It's how we communicate.
4) I went for a shower and there was organized clumps of hair on the wall?????
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
5. You never know what you might need.
5) They bring a staggering amount of toiletries. I am speaking masses and masses. Shelves, bags and even the floor were littered with numerous bottles.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
6. A trick of the trade.
6) So boys, I found out girls have actual tape that goes on their boobs when they wear a low cut top to make the shape of their boobs nice or something???? Like glorified duct tape
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
7. Flower power.
7) Also, there were these weird flower shaped things on the table. Found out these things are actually stuck on girls nipples. Found these on the kitchen table.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
8. Tbh I had to google this one.
8) There are things called chicken fillets and they aren’t the ones you eat
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
9. Mirrors are as vital as water.
9) From 5pm onwards I was refused entry to the toilet area as it was reserved until 11pm for showering and about 3 hours of make up. “no Robbie you can’t go for a shower we need the mirror!!!!!!”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
10. Will you ever get your stuff back? Who knows.
10) Girls all share clothes like one big free for all?? “you seen my nice black top?”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
“oh yeh babe got it on atm”
11. Desginated time to rewatch everyone's snapchat stories.
11) The night out doesn’t end when they get in. oh no. Whilst I was trying to sleep at 5am there was an extended bathroom session about what happened with boys and how nice the burgers were.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
12. Attention: this is not limited to girls.
12) These girls just got so hungry when they came back it was mad. Mayo pasta? Yes please babe x
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
13. This is an important lesson to learn.
13) Anything I said was automatically wrong because I had a penis so I just learned to accept my fate.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
14. Cozy comes first.
14) Girls spoon each other. A lot.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
15. Always.
15) Girls literally rip apart every text a guy sends them. If you are thinking you are a lad that this hasn’t happened to, your girl is probably laughing at your text right now.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
16. Also not gender-specific, but yeah, it happens.
16) Girls sniff their armpits to see if they smell. “nah not too bad”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
17. That's a nice trick.
17) So every night these girls gave me a time we were all heading out. I worked out by the second day that if I added 2.5 hours on to this suggested time, I knew what time we would actually be going out.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
18. And it's not fair.
18) By the end of the week my deodorant was empty because “boys deodorant smells better”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
19. She's a true artist.
19) One girl in the group is usually the designated ‘winged eyeliner applicator’. The others seem useless.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
20. How considerate of you, Robbie.
20) If you miss taking your pill two consecutive days in a row you have fucked up your cycle. I became the pill reminder.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
21. An often overlooked step.
21) ALWAYS REMEMBER TO PUT PRIMER ON BEFORE YOU START YOUR MAKE UP.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
22. Tsk, tsk. Not drinking enough water.
22) “omg im so bloated I can’t wear this” was a phrase heard hourly during the evening getting ready process.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
23. We can go when the entire closet is on the floor.
23) Outfit changes will happen boys. Do yourself a favour and go to sleep. Think she is finally done because she is on her third outfit? Ha.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
24. But should I?
24) “should I wear pants in this?”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
25. They're just being smart about it.
25) girls don’t pack until 30mins before they need to leave because they need half their suitcase every minute.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
26. You never know when the day might come that you're finally going to try that ambitious galaxy eye shadow...
26) Girls have two make up bags. One bag with all the make up that they actually use, and one that has absolutely no use at which is full of makeup never touched but is always brought along
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
27. You're opinion means nothing here.
27) I tried to give compliments but I was told to fuck off as apparently I was being sarcastic. “you look really nice in that” “ fuck off Robbie”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
28. Bobby pins are crucial.
28) Hairgrips everywhere you look. Floor? Hairgrips. Bed? Hairgrips? Shower? Hairgrips.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
29. Shed all day, every day.
29) There will be hair. Everywhere.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
30. If it's not an emergency, you can fuck right off.
30) Wake girls up in the morning at your own peril. "Robbie turn your alarms off ffs"
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
31. Bonus #1
31) Right so these girls thought it was fuckin hilarious to get all the hair out of their hairbrush and put it on my head????? pic.twitter.com/k3ZehnWoTO
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 18, 2017
32. Bonus #2
32) "robbie I promise this won't hurt" pic.twitter.com/wwixa4PBpo
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 18, 2017
