By Detroitman125 - 10/11/2018 03:00

Today, my parents told me that they think I've gone off the deep end. I don't drink or take drugs. What did I do? I got McDonald's a couple times after school. FML
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seasonedtoast 19
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That’s how it starts. Soon you’ll be doing Maccas runs at 2am. (Aussies, back me up here)

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whiskey'swino 15

Stoners love convenient food, McDonalds is convenient food- Naturally McDonalds is a gateway to being a stoner.

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seasonedtoast 19
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That’s how it starts. Soon you’ll be doing Maccas runs at 2am. (Aussies, back me up here)

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J352SAURUS 30
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Macca's runs are awesome. It's pretty much the first thing you do when you get your P's too.

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seasonedtoast 19
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Oreo McFlurries!

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whiskey'swino 15

Stoners love convenient food, McDonalds is convenient food- Naturally McDonalds is a gateway to being a stoner.

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Emma Marshall 19

I thought weed was the gateway to being a stoner

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timinator5000 28
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no it's taco bell

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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I can see where they're coming from if you've been getting coke with your "meals".

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Glowworm56 25
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I guess they weren't lovin' your new food habit.

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Abbusser 12

Don't let them know about your Taco Bell runs...

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PenguinPal3017 19

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

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GUYMAINE 16

Sounds like you have an open window to do heroine. Take it while you can

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MBrabs1996 22

Well you don’t take drugs for starters

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RichardPencil 30
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Actually, your taste buds have gone off the shallow end. McDonald’s is the least tasty of the fast food chains. What’s really wrong with you?

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Detroitman125 11

it's not great but you can get a meal for $3 so...

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BeachMammal 8
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McDonalds food is gross, but "off the deep end" is way too strong. Maybe something more like, "Well, it's up to you, but are you sure you don't want to choose something a little better?"

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