That’s how it starts. Soon you’ll be doing Maccas runs at 2am. (Aussies, back me up here)

Macca's runs are awesome. It's pretty much the first thing you do when you get your P's too.

Oreo McFlurries!

Stoners love convenient food, McDonalds is convenient food- Naturally McDonalds is a gateway to being a stoner.

I thought weed was the gateway to being a stoner

I can see where they're coming from if you've been getting coke with your "meals".

I guess they weren't lovin' your new food habit.

Don't let them know about your Taco Bell runs...

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

Sounds like you have an open window to do heroine. Take it while you can

Well you don’t take drugs for starters

Actually, your taste buds have gone off the shallow end. McDonald’s is the least tasty of the fast food chains. What’s really wrong with you?

it's not great but you can get a meal for $3 so...

McDonalds food is gross, but "off the deep end" is way too strong. Maybe something more like, "Well, it's up to you, but are you sure you don't want to choose something a little better?"