Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML
Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML
Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
Today, I intentionally caused my parents to have an intensely heated argument when I asked them how and where they first met. Dad said it was at a funeral, and mom said it was at a burial. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me crying in my room and yelled at me for being a "weak little crybaby." I’d just found out my best friend died in a car accident. When I told my mom that, she said, "Does it look like I fucking care?" FML
Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML
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FrozenMusic 26
That's honestly messed up that your mom told you AFTER he died. If it is true, I'm sorry OP. Sincerest condolences from me.
howdmynosego 12
Umm
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howdmynosego 12
Umm
yehnah 1
so many questions..
Goblin182 27
Most of which, OP doesn't want to know the answer to.
maharb01 17
no wonder your "dad" wouldn't go
RWBY_RubyRose 9
He didn't have a choice…
FrozenMusic 26
That's honestly messed up that your mom told you AFTER he died. If it is true, I'm sorry OP. Sincerest condolences from me.
scottie96 1
Was it? If that's a joke, then kudos to your mom. (Ill-timed but funny) If not then that's sooo messed up! Why wouldn't she tell you until after he died?!
batcrazycatlady 10
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No you guys she's telling him this is his real father. As in the father that raised his is not his biological father.
jnugzzz 6
It doesn't seem like anyone is debating that. It's pretty clear with basic reading comprehension
batcrazycatlady 10
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No you guys she's telling him this is his real father. As in the father that raised his is not his biological father.
batcrazycatlady 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
No you guys she's telling him this is his real father. As in the father that raised his is not his biological father.
batcrazycatlady 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
No you guys she's telling him this is his real father. As in the father that raised his is not his biological father.
batcrazycatlady 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
No you guys she's telling him this is his real father. As in the father that raised his is not his biological father.