By Anonymous - 19/08/2019 16:00

Today, my husband is still swearing he’s not cheating, forgetting I have a bachelor's in criminal justice with a minor in criminology. Leaving for work 2 hours early going to the same address every morning? Late every evening going to the same said address? How stupid does he think I am? FML
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Johnny5 15
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I’m guessing he probably didn’t realize you were tracking his phone GPS. I’m guessing this was not the first issue in the relationship if you started tracking his movements like a criminal.

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Koios 30
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He has a point if you're still with him

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Koios 30
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He has a point if you're still with him

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Auburn_flame 8
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I feel targeted by this comment lmao. How does being a redhead equal crazy?

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jbuckets_404 38
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Well, if you feel offended in being called out as a redhead ... and yet nobody has posted a comment about redheads, are you sure that you're commenting on the correct FML???

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lyttle1568 8
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He’s playing D&D but is too embarrassed to admit it and would rather you think that he’s cheating

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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Damn, that's one hell of an old reference.

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Boyufd 24
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i mean it is a 50/50 chance he isn't cheating

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Johnny5 15
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I’m guessing he probably didn’t realize you were tracking his phone GPS. I’m guessing this was not the first issue in the relationship if you started tracking his movements like a criminal.

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Hempseed 26
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Either sit down and discuss your concerns with him, or leave if you really don't trust him that much.

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newwitch2010 11
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Every think he might have a second job.

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Slyfried 63
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And the address is ? A psychologist, because his own wife doesn't believe him and stalking him. ^^

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Mungolikecandy 19

Maybe it is a crack or opium den and he is partaking of the merchandise? As most criminologists know, a single answer is not the only answer. In addition, how do you know where he is going? Do you have a tracker on him?

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Memnoc 26
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Or maybe it's a friendly poker game. He's got a gambling addiction. I agree! Too many unknowns.

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Zotti 11
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divorce the douche

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TooTall0231 9
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Tracking him like a criminal only shows he should be looking for someone else. Have you ever heard of personal privacy? I mean shit you sound as crazy as a redhead.

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