By Anonymous - 19/8/2019 16:00
Today, my husband is still swearing he’s not cheating, forgetting I have a bachelor's in criminal justice with a minor in criminology. Leaving for work 2 hours early going to the same address every morning? Late every evening going to the same said address? How stupid does he think I am? FML
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By  Johnny5  |  12

I’m guessing he probably didn’t realize you were tracking his phone GPS. I’m guessing this was not the first issue in the relationship if you started tracking his movements like a criminal.

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  jbuckets_404  |  38

Well, if you feel offended in being called out as a redhead ... and yet nobody has posted a comment about redheads, are you sure that you're commenting on the correct FML???

By  Johnny5  |  12

I’m guessing he probably didn’t realize you were tracking his phone GPS. I’m guessing this was not the first issue in the relationship if you started tracking his movements like a criminal.

By  Mungolikecandy  |  18

Maybe it is a crack or opium den and he is partaking of the merchandise? As most criminologists know, a single answer is not the only answer. In addition, how do you know where he is going? Do you have a tracker on him?