What have you been doing for the dentist? I hope your dental work is free or at least discounted.

My dentist is an attractive woman. I WISH she’d compliment my tongue!😜😂😂😂

I really hope your dentist wasn’t Dr Hannibal Lecter!!

“Today someone complimented me FML”

Have you ever been told that you have beautiful white eyeballs?

A good dentist also inspects your tongue for signs of problems (cancers etc).. mine once told me I have a "geographic tongue", whatever the hell that means.

How is that a fml?