Love, Work, Healthy Lifestyle and Coworkers: Moral of the story: don't be a weirdo

Moral of the story: don't be a weirdo

By Megan - 29/03/2022 02:00 - Czech Republic

Today, I ran into an old coworker. Several years ago, he had a creepy, obsessive crush on me. Now, he's lost over a hundred pounds, makes over twice as much as me, and isn't a complete weirdo anymore. I asked him if he wanted to get a drink sometime and 'catch up'. "Nah, I'm good." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 18:02 - United States - Greensburg

Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML

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By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

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By keisha89 - 22/06/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML

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By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

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By WeightAMinute - 09/07/2009 01:28 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend who dumped me after 2 1/2 years because I got fat. The last two years I've lost 68 lbs, am happier and couldn't wait to shove that in his face. So, of course the first time he see's me I'm alone, pushing a shopping cart full of ice cream for a party later. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By SHAME! - 20/05/2019 16:02

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML

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Bodyshaming

By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, my coworker doesn't want to go to lunch with me anymore, after I lost a load of weight in lockdown and she's still "overweight." Apparently, I've "changed, and not the same person." FML

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By Colleen Nichols - 04/02/2013 12:17 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I ran into a former co-worker who I hadn't seen in years. She was raving at how I hadn't aged a bit, but before I could thank her she said, "But, you know, chubby people age better." FML

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Bogrbon 27

Tuesday 29 March 2022 2:13

Just living out the old cliché: "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." Plus, be honest, you're both probably dodging a bullet. What's to say he'll always be like that? If he gains the weight back or loses his job, would you still be interested? What if he's still a good bit quirky but just in better shape now?

SamanthaThe1st 22

Tuesday 29 March 2022 2:14

You expect him to feel the same way about you after several years?

Comments

tokeup6969 4

Tuesday 29 March 2022 2:08

You sound like a shallow gold digger.

Bogrbon 27

Tuesday 29 March 2022 2:13

SamanthaThe1st 22

Tuesday 29 March 2022 2:14

You expect him to feel the same way about you after several years?

Crowned Sataness 12

Tuesday 29 March 2022 3:01

was he really creepy, or was he just too fat for you? if he wasn't good enough then, he doesn't want to spend money on you now

Ravenclawed 11

Tuesday 29 March 2022 4:30

It's because he was fat and you were shallow. Now he can get any girl he wants.

benjamn 24

Tuesday 29 March 2022 16:55

As a fat, poor person I am deeply offended.

buddhist_babe88 5

Tuesday 29 March 2022 21:42

looks like he realized his worth before you did

raphdragon02 8

Wednesday 30 March 2022 3:26

he might have even been a swell guy back in the day. just lacked some confidence. i say good on him.

vg 4

Wednesday 30 March 2022 13:58

Kinda have a feeling he maybe wasn't such a weirdo in the first place, you just weren't interested. And that's fine. Don't know why you thought his interest would be everlasting...