Michigan Woman Fired For Putting Laxatives In Co-workers Brownies
A 47 year old woman has lost her job in Saline, Michigan when she showed up to her co-workers going away party with laxative-filled brownies, MLive reports.
Unfortunately for her, one of her coworkers shat on her plans by calling the police and tipping them off to her evil plans. According to Saline police Chief Jerrod Hart, the company confiscated the brownies before anyone could eat them.
The important question here is, who would do that to a batch of perfectly good brownies? Have you no decency? Bring in some fig newtons the next time you want to defile a perfectly good dessert.
Hart said that the woman originally denied putting the laxatives in the brownies, but folded when the police told her that they would be testing the dessert.
"A lot of times you see it in movies or TV shows where someone tries to do this or play a joke, but it's very serious," Hart said. "It's a criminal act."
"... There's just so much going on in the world, to create a problem like this is unnecessary and it's criminal,"
The 47 year old woman was fired from her job but no charges were pressed.