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May The Fourth Be With You

We love Star Wars and we love that our community does too. Check out these nerf-herding FMLs in honor of Star Wars Day!
By Cali / Friday 5 May 2017 01:47 /

Today, I couldn't sleep due to an awful head cold, so I stayed home from work. Apparently, the local high school marching band practices in the park across the street at 9am. They're doing the Imperial March music from Star Wars. They suck. FML

By lostinspace - / Wednesday 4 September 2013 16:24 / United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I met a fellow Star Wars fan. We began enthusiastically talking about how almost no one our age knows the good old classics anymore. I was referring to the original trilogy; she was talking about the ones with Jar Jar Binks. FML

By StarWarsGeek - / Thursday 21 November 2013 06:00 / United States

Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML

By Lizzie / Thursday 30 May 2013 22:32 / United States - Rockford
FML - The follow-up

Today, I brought a fluorescent tube to the store to make sure I got the correct replacement. Trying to charm the sexy cashier, I waved the tube in the air, saying "I need a new light sabre, there is no force left in this one and the Empire is attacking." Turns out she'd never heard of Star Wars. FML

By hclagopus - / Wednesday 14 November 2012 11:39 / Norway

Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

By AGeeksWife - / Wednesday 12 September 2012 07:03 / United States - Saukville

I hope you guys had a fantastic Star Wars Day! We shared a butt-ton of Star Wars memes on twitter in honor of the occasion. You should check us out. We'll be all-powerful meme lords before you know it.

I don't know what I'm talking about, but whatever. The internet is supposed to be fun and silly and strange. Like us, right? (No offense, but if you read this far you probably spend a lot of time on FML, and you're probably at least a little weird. Sorry buddy.)

We love each other anyway!

⭐︎May the Force be with you! ⭐︎

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  Cali  |  33

In a case like that, I agree! But for something like "Luke" and "Leia" you'd totally be able to convince me. I recently met someone named after Axl Rose. I love interesting names!

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