FML : May The Fourth Be With You

May The Fourth Be With You

By Cali / jeudi 4 mai 2017 02:00

We love Star Wars and we love that our community does too. Check out these nerf-herding FMLs in honor of Star Wars Day!

Today, I couldn't sleep due to an awful head cold, so I stayed home from work. Apparently, the local high school marching band practices in the park across the street at 9am. They're doing the Imperial March music from Star Wars. They suck. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lostinspace - / Wednesday 4 September 2013 16:24 / United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I went to see Star Wars with my brother. The entire time he talked about how scientifically inaccurate and improbable the entire movie was. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sister of an angry nerd / Wednesday 23 December 2015 06:09 /

Today, I met a fellow Star Wars fan. We began enthusiastically talking about how almost no one our age knows the good old classics anymore. I was referring to the original trilogy; she was talking about the ones with Jar Jar Binks. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By StarWarsGeek - / Thursday 21 November 2013 06:00 / United States

Today, I found out I was adopted when my drunk dad made a terrible Star Wars joke. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By theynamedmeluke - / Monday 23 September 2013 22:49 / United States - Austin

Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Lizzie / Thursday 30 May 2013 22:32 / United States - Rockford

Today, I found out that my uncle does not like my step daughter because she likes Star Wars. He stated that Star Trek was better and went on to verbally attack a 6-year-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sarge9774 - / Thursday 20 October 2016 20:35 /

Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ima nerd / Saturday 25 December 2010 07:31 / United States

Today, I understand the finer points of the government in Star Wars better than I understand the U.S. government. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nerd - / Saturday 19 November 2016 19:52 /

Today, I brought a fluorescent tube to the store to make sure I got the correct replacement. Trying to charm the sexy cashier, I waved the tube in the air, saying "I need a new light sabre, there is no force left in this one and the Empire is attacking." Turns out she'd never heard of Star Wars. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hclagopus - / Wednesday 14 November 2012 11:39 / Norway

Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By AGeeksWife - / Wednesday 12 September 2012 07:03 / United States - Saukville

I hope you guys had a fantastic Star Wars Day! We shared a butt-ton of Star Wars memes on twitter in honor of the occasion. You should check us out. We'll be all-powerful meme lords before you know it.

I don't know what I'm talking about, but whatever. The internet is supposed to be fun and silly and strange. Like us, right? (No offense, but if you read this far you probably spend a lot of time on FML, and you're probably at least a little weird. Sorry buddy.)

We love each other anyway!

⭐︎May the Force be with you! ⭐︎

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By tease_ftx | 7

#7450211 - Saturday 6 May 2017 20:11

there is no way in hell id let my husband give stupid ass names to my kids.

By Nina | 31

#7449571 - Friday 5 May 2017 14:14

I appreciate your little digression at the end there. Hooray for internet weirdos!

Cali | 51

#7452335 - Wednesday 10 May 2017 17:25

In a case like that, I agree! But for something like "Luke" and "Leia" you'd totally be able to convince me. I recently met someone named after Axl Rose. I love interesting names!