Man smashes into his neighbor's place and attacks him because he'd had enough of Wham!
In Southampton, UK, it seems that playing classic Wham! songs (George Michael's first claim to fame) can earn you a bashing, especially this 1984 hit:
TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN, NOW!
According to the Daily Echo, Sam Wickenden was so sick of hearing the aforementioned song coming from his neighbor Jamie Sommerton's place that he smashed through the partition separating their balconies and attacked him with a plank of wood. The attack was so violent that the victim ended up with a broken arm, and couldn't go back to work for weeks.
I did tell you to turn that music down!
The violent neighbor had asked his music lover neighbor several times to turn his music down (or change songs, at least). But playing the same song over and over again, at a high volume… anyone would go bananas. But maybe not THAT bananas.
(The attacker: not a Wham! fan)
We don't condone violence here at FML, especially since Wickenden had a criminal record, and got two years in prison for GBH. The judge said, "You show a lack of empathy and a lack of remorse for what you have done, and the impact has been read to you. You are a young man with a history of offences which include offences of a violent nature.”