Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me and I'd chained-smoked...

By kk- - 17/06/2019 17:05

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me and I'd chained-smoked all night, I had a driving test. With only 3 hours of sleep, I literally drove through a red light during the test. FML

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By heartbroken - 04/12/2013 18:39 - United States - Huntington

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Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 01:47 - Australia

Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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By CoolGuy69 - 12/09/2016 11:53 - Sweden - Mölnlycke

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By junie b - 03/03/2022 22:00

Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML

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By roadrage - 22/10/2009 13:11 - Australia

Today, I missed my University entrance exam because of heavy traffic. I was stuck at one intersection for over an hour. The real kicker? It took me less than 10 minutes to drive home. FML

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By rUs7up1d - 08/04/2015 14:43 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught the bus to college. On the way there, the bus decided to make sweet love to a taxi, creating a pile-up and a traffic jam. I didn't make it to the exam in time. FML

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alyak98 31

Monday 17 June 2019 20:18

Do you really want us to feel bad for you? You did this to yourself knowing you had a driving test.

raven_of_azarath 34

Tuesday 18 June 2019 1:02

While it sucks that your boyfriend broke up with you, it’s your fault you did so bad on the driving test. Even after only 3 hours of sleep, you could have still been able to drive and pass.

Comments

丛仓 2

Monday 17 June 2019 19:14

很同情你

Alup132 22

Monday 17 June 2019 20:08

You deserved it.

alyak98 31

Monday 17 June 2019 20:18

Do you really want us to feel bad for you? You did this to yourself knowing you had a driving test.

Levi2411 41

Monday 17 June 2019 22:00

So, you want us to feel bad for you, because you can't keep a cigarette out your mouth or your priorities straight? Hard pass. You knew when the test was. Hopefully next time you're better prepared.

childlessmother 16

Tuesday 18 June 2019 0:32

I suggest meditation next time. No sympathy from me. I think you need to get your priorities in order and your emotions in check. People break up all the time it’s what defines you as a person on how you handle it

raven_of_azarath 34

Tuesday 18 June 2019 1:02

While it sucks that your boyfriend broke up with you, it’s your fault you did so bad on the driving test. Even after only 3 hours of sleep, you could have still been able to drive and pass.

julfunky 29

Tuesday 18 June 2019 12:36

Exactly. If a rough night causes her to be such a shitty driver she shouldn’t be driving in the first place.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 18 June 2019 4:56

Unless you and your instructor were severely injured after crashing from running that red light, you'll get no sympathy here. Also, if your smoking addiction is so bad that you reach for a pack to "ease your stress", and you lose sleep as a result, it's time to quit.