Ladies, Are You Bogged Down By Boob Sweat? Say Goodbye to Your FML With the Ta-Ta Towel!
It sounds fun, but what exactly is a “Ta-Ta Towel?”
The answer to all busty women’s summer prayers, that’s what. It’s basically a terrycloth halter bra that you wrap around your boobs, making them look like two sides of a scale, or a magically unattached bikini top. You simply scoop your goodies into either pocket of the Ta-Ta Towel and voila, boob sweat be gone!
Gaze upon this pearl of innovation:
If you are wondering why something like this was ever invented, you’re probably a dude or a girl with smaller boobs and no sympathy. I have boobs the size of a thirteen-year-old who’s just started wearing a training bra and even I understand the terror of boob sweat. Imagining what women with C to H cups are going through is a swampy nightmare.
Ta-Ta Towel inventor, Erin Robertson came up with the idea while living in LA and getting ready at home for a first date. A broken A/C and summertime heat were all the inspiration she needed to spark genius. A few YouTube videos later to learn how to sew and the Ta-Ta Towel was born.
Unless you’re trying to make some kind of fashion statement, the Ta-Ta Towel is intended for at-home use. Use the following photos for inspiration!
Use it for lounging around the house:
When watering your plants:
To keep your sweat from dripping onto the potatoes you’re cutting:
It’s even good for breast feeding!
Busty women all over are rejoicing! May swamp boobs be an FML for the history books!
I just discovered this and now I have to buy one!! #TaTaTowel pic.twitter.com/h9nEXNxj6r
— Daphnerys Delaney (@dbshawn) August 3, 2017
This is #LIT - I may need 1 or 10 #TaTaTowel ? pic.twitter.com/azqZKZxEcP
— Bridgette Hunt (@Chic_Beat_Blog) August 3, 2017
you not gonna see some tatas today with this #crylaugh @mrmun https://t.co/vSPsDv7QeW #tatatowel
— FRANamaste (@frantastic_fran) August 4, 2017
Keep em' high, keep em' dry #tatatowel ? pic.twitter.com/obQnRGLEXw
— Emzilla (@ZillaEmma) August 4, 2017
the #tatatowel is the best thing i've ever seen and if u think it's stupid ur just mad u have small boobs
— Dolla$z da Don ? (@Damani_Brandon) August 7, 2017
But there are some people who still don't quite understand:
So my roommate just bought smtg called tatatowel , and I was like ... pic.twitter.com/z7SW3Hwi9h
— dianerdey (@dian_Dey) August 4, 2017
Women are just now "discovering" the ta-ta towel as if it's something new. @ShamrockKen invented it in 1998. #columbusing #tatatowel #wwe pic.twitter.com/e1NX8Hadzs
— Art O'Donnell (@Art0Donnell) August 4, 2017
Looking to save $45? The #tatatowel
— Sara Snyder (@Snyder_SaraM) August 7, 2017
look can be re-created with an infinity scarf. May or may not be speaking from personal experience. ?? pic.twitter.com/cvDQR0010k
What do you think: is this a boob sweat-must or a boob sweat-bust? Let us know in the comments!