It's Tweet Time! Here Are The 17 Best Tweets From This Past Week
1. Girl, bye.
got my own house at 17 pic.twitter.com/wXEDMvHGdJ— MAURICE NELSON🦋 (@chomikkkk) May 30, 2018
2. If you don't love me for my tummy fat you don't deserve my my boob-fat.
WHAT DO BOYS EVEN FIND ATTRACTIVE ABOUT BOOBS THEY ARE LITERALLY BALLS OF FAT ON MY CHEST IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CANT YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT— Danielle (@daniwaal) May 29, 2018
3. Thanks, Pusha T.
Drake’s son walking into school tomorrow after no one believed him that it was his dad 😂 pic.twitter.com/dId0btGIr1— Tyler Pieratt (@p13ratt) May 30, 2018
4. Even a Good Boy gotta learn.
Retweet if you don’t scream at the top of your lungs every time someone walks past your house, I’m trying to prove a point to my dog.— Landon (@nodnal_) May 27, 2018
5. Everybody act cool, this buff ass cat can probably take you.
everyday i think about this buff cat i encountered last year pic.twitter.com/BxIYvKz2id— buff cat (@officialbuffcat) May 28, 2018
6. OK THEN HOPE YA DIDN'T NEED TO PEE THE REST OF THIS PLAN RIDE.
The girl sitting next to me on this plane just chugged an entire water bottle without putting it down so I told her that was impressive & she told me sorry she has a boyfriend— Hunter Moreno (@huntermorenoo) May 26, 2018
7. I think we can all agree.
Any man who can do this should be allowed to. pic.twitter.com/3SSpaK9R4e— James Doleman (@jamesdoleman) May 28, 2018
8. Ehhhhh, interesting excuse.
Roseanne blamed her racist tweet on the drug Ambien then the company wrote her back saying racism is not a known side effect IM SCREAMINGGGGGG— Princess Unicorn (@BritSpears9848) May 30, 2018
9. Mind blown.
i saw a post that said “minty is just cold spicy” and my life has not known peace since then— HIMEROS (@COOCHlEMANE) May 25, 2018
10. This girl needs to be signed, STAT.
bro she freestyled this and she better than all y’all niggas 😳🔥 pic.twitter.com/Xe9TLWFDHD— mcashhole (@mcashhole) May 26, 2018
11. I'm on to you, spider.
did a spider write this pic.twitter.com/UK91QFd1ck— Jon Savitt (@savittj) May 29, 2018
12. Just another day!
LeBron showing up to the NBA Finals every year https://t.co/bBL6YEarHn— Mo Hamed (@MoDollazz) May 28, 2018
13. This is a fact.
If you drive past horses and don’t say “horses” you’re a psychopath— rav (@Doughbvy) May 28, 2018
14. "Change your attitude or leave."
Wait for it... pic.twitter.com/57eKVD7Lxa— ajah.✨ (@ajahlenni) May 24, 2018
A German tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my precious little dog who was drowning, after he climbed out he handed me the dog and said “here is ze dog keep him warm and dry him off he vill be fine” I said “are you a vet?” He replied “vet?.. I’m fucking soaking”— baps 🍔 (@BigDaddyBaps) May 26, 2018
16. Oh, okay.
*Earlier at the pool*— m. (@maiiipower) May 31, 2018
Little girl: Hi
Me: Hey sweetie what’s your name?
Little girl: Lorena
Me: Hi Lorena, I’m Maiya!
Her: My daddy has a baby that my mommy didn’t have and now we’re on vacation
17. Well, that escalated quickly.
Added the dinosaur filter while singing happy birthday to my dad and it went horribly wrong 🤦🏻♀️ pic.twitter.com/Bh6beERHfq— Sierra (@sammillzz) May 30, 2018