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By Anonymous - Australia Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac required me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube in one hand, I shook it up and down. My teacher then stood next to me and said, "It's disturbing how good you are at that." FML I agree, your life sucks 30350 You deserved it 5448 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Chad - 6/11/2020 07:54 - United States - San Diego Fire hydrant Today, I was sleeping after having worked 76 hours over the last week on night shift, only to be woken up by a fire alarm in the hotel I'm staying in. I rushed to put on some clothes and head out, but couldn't hide my morning wood, which would not go away. People took pictures as we were waiting to be let back inside. FML I agree, your life sucks 1010 You deserved it 87 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Laura - United Kingdom - Girvan Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML I agree, your life sucks 33713 You deserved it 3674 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Bangladesh Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML I agree, your life sucks 42228 You deserved it 21360 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lizofsmeg - United Kingdom Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML I agree, your life sucks 33268 You deserved it 2639 67 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Thanks a lot - United States - Chestnut Hill Today, I babysat for my neighbor's brat kid. The mom gave me $15 for 5 hours. I complained to my mom when I got home because last time I got $15/hour. Turns out my mom had told my neighbor that she thought they'd paid me too much last time. Thanks mom. Thanks. FML I agree, your life sucks 28180 You deserved it 1997 94 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By CrazzY88s - Ireland Today, I bought an apartment over what I have just learned to be an Irish folk music store. FML I agree, your life sucks 15933 You deserved it 34071 130 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Norwich Today, I found a baby squirrel on the pavement and thought I'd try and rescue it. While I googled what to do, it started running around. I tried to grab it, but it ran straight into the path of a car. FML I agree, your life sucks 22334 You deserved it 4015 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By married life - Canada - Coquitlam Today, I had to explain to my husband why I was assuming that he was planning to attend my graduation ceremonies for my PhD next week. He still doesn't understand why he has to be there, and is pissed that he will miss his weekly pub crawl with his friends. FML I agree, your life sucks 47442 You deserved it 5826 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TiredMom - United States Today, after finally getting my newborn baby to sleep, I made a sign to put on the door asking people not to knock or ring the bell, since our 3 dogs will bark loudly and wake the baby. When I went to print the sign, my dogs barked like crazy at the sound of the printer. FML I agree, your life sucks 29873 You deserved it 10041 237 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By randomgirl - United Kingdom Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML I agree, your life sucks 34027 You deserved it 14762 201 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By justinherass - Canada Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend and she was grabbing the fat on my stomach I said to her "stop touching my fat". She replied "so don't touch you at all?" FML I agree, your life sucks 55793 You deserved it 24930 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my wife let two Jehovah's Witnesses in for a chat, then deliberately went to a neighbour's for "2 minutes," and left me with them for half-an-hour, with them refusing to take my hints to leave. In the end, I told them to fuck off, just as the wife arrived home, and she got mad at me for being rude. FML I agree, your life sucks 1442 You deserved it 171 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Grand Rapids Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML I agree, your life sucks 47266 You deserved it 6210 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML I agree, your life sucks 41158 You deserved it 2790 84 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Germany Today, my boyfriend told me that if he was to break up with me, he would do it in a crowded location so I couldn't start to cry or make a scene. FML I agree, your life sucks 31109 You deserved it 5018 101 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Armando de Carvalho - 10/10/2020 07:57 Toxic people Today, I moved back with my mom, sister and niece after 10 years on my own. My niece is 11, we talked about life and she agrees my mom and my sister are toxic and that I should move out. She'll do it as soon as she's 18. I'm 29. FML I agree, your life sucks 956 You deserved it 148 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By gasbrain - 5/9/2020 20:06 Buyer's market Today, after being unemployed for a couple of months, I got a call back from a security job I did for a week. But with a new condition: besides the security work, one day in the week they want me to cut grass, paint and clean up the grounds for the same minimum wage. FML I agree, your life sucks 1174 You deserved it 167 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WhiteLiar - United States Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML I agree, your life sucks 36147 You deserved it 2727 114 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By calliefml - United States Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML I agree, your life sucks 89677 You deserved it 6152 160 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Flopera Today, I treated my out of town family to a surprise opera experience as a belated Christmas present. When we arrived, there were people already in our seats. Upon checking the tickets, I realized that I had purchased them for the following Friday instead of today. FML I agree, your life sucks 3034 You deserved it 1998 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By No Nip Today, I was making breakfast with my parrot on my shoulder. He was excited about the food, and in his rush to climb down to the counter, bit through my nipple. I had to get stitches. FML I agree, your life sucks 1886 You deserved it 453 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By PrincessPromotion - United States - Havertown Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML I agree, your life sucks 44664 You deserved it 6433 193 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I stubbed my toe, and as I was hopping about clutching my toe and swearing like a drunken sailor, I turned and saw my boss, our CEO and pretty much the entire board of directors through the boardroom's open door. FML I agree, your life sucks 1380 You deserved it 472 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AllergyRidden - United States Today, my Mom and I found out that we're allergic to the wood my Dad has been making fires with. She can't see, I can't breathe. FML I agree, your life sucks 29563 You deserved it 2287 130 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By shygurl434 - United States Today, the boy I like finally acknowledged me. He came up to me and uttered two words: "Nice pooper." FML I agree, your life sucks 24104 You deserved it 3617 159 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By justmylife - United States Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML I agree, your life sucks 33624 You deserved it 3117 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML I agree, your life sucks 2150 You deserved it 265 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Fattypatty - United States Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML I agree, your life sucks 25255 You deserved it 58159 224 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Earths_Venus - Australia Today, I sat for 3 hours at my boyfriend's Christmas celebrations. He has 22 cousins. They open presents one at a time. In silence. I got nothing. FML I agree, your life sucks 35183 You deserved it 3466 67 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By madeline9322 - Canada Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML I agree, your life sucks 8458 You deserved it 767 32 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Lakeland Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML I agree, your life sucks 45095 You deserved it 5684 94 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States - Ashland Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML I agree, your life sucks 10097 You deserved it 3768 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By JackOLantern2099 She dared to say ... Today, my girlfriend and I saw each other naked for the first time. She said my balls looked like little acorns. FML I agree, your life sucks 2350 You deserved it 321 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I got a phone call, and the person on the other line started speaking French. I assumed it was my friend since we usually speak French with each other, so I said in French "What do you want, asshole?". It wasn't my friend. It was a representative for the exchange program I'm applying for. FML I agree, your life sucks 17986 You deserved it 97292 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Finland - Vanda Today, I had an important job interview at another company. I'd tried to keep it secret from everyone at work, so they wouldn't tell my boss, as I can't afford to get on his bad side yet. My mom posted on my Facebook wall, wishing me luck. I'm Facebook friends with most of my colleagues. FML I agree, your life sucks 29063 You deserved it 11655 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Birmingham Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML I agree, your life sucks 24072 You deserved it 2546 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By alone_forever - United States Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." So I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well I am still not attracted to you though." FML I agree, your life sucks 77704 You deserved it 7839 105 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML I agree, your life sucks 36368 You deserved it 3072 113 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my neighbour's kitten got run over, so I bought her chocolate as comfort food. When I gave it to her she joked, "Now I'm going to get fat." It was at that moment that my brain stepped out and my mouth took over and I heard myself say, "You deserve it!" FML I agree, your life sucks 2330 You deserved it 822 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I had to resort to telling my boyfriend that I have a praise kink, just so that he would actually compliment me. FML I agree, your life sucks 574 You deserved it 171 2 Comments
Today, I had a huge argument with my wife because I declined a lunch invite with a married couple who live nearby. My wife has severe social anxiety, so... I agree, your life sucks 983 You deserved it 159 11 Comments
