FML : Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought...

Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML

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By Anonymous - / Sunday 2 September 2018 03:30 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7682680 - Sunday 26 August 2018 0:24

You saved a mouse. Well done.

By nikyty | 3

#7686661 - Sunday 2 September 2018 10:19

cat will bring a mouse because it wants you to learn hunting and killing, in cat's mind we need training, so it bring easy pray

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7682680 - Sunday 26 August 2018 0:24

You saved a mouse. Well done.

By Mathalamus | 23

#7686557 - Sunday 2 September 2018 4:51

Why would you throw a mouse...? Simply set him on the grass nicely, and wash your hands.

Matthew Verret | 1

#7689801 - Saturday 8 September 2018 18:54

no, no, the mouse was half dead from the cat playing with it.

By littlekellilee | 45

#7686577 - Sunday 2 September 2018 7:00

Whoa, your cat just tried to give your mom a nice meal, his favourite actually, and you guys screamed and threw it away? How rude. Someone's in for the ole cat turd in the shoe soon.

By nikyty | 3

#7686661 - Sunday 2 September 2018 10:19

cat will bring a mouse because it wants you to learn hunting and killing, in cat's mind we need training, so it bring easy pray

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