By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in the room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 119
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Did ya walk butt-naked TO the shower in the first place??

tarabella 7

So did you leave your room naked? Sounds like it or you would have put the clothes back on after the shower. Moron

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albeart26 7

Lolol

...and the shampoo bottle was one of those little hotel ones and it succeeded in preserving your modesty. The desk guy was relieved that he needn’t worry that his girlfriend will need a blast from the past.

bloopaloop 27

I can see why she switched

Did ya walk butt-naked TO the shower in the first place??

Inquiring minds want to know

tarabella 7

So did you leave your room naked? Sounds like it or you would have put the clothes back on after the shower. Moron

j2quared 1

BS. Did you go from your dorm to the shower naked?

*buck naked

Whoa! Have you seen my porn films?

as red says "dumbass"

manb91uk 22

I hope it wasn't a travel- sized bottle...

I'm confused how you get all the way through a dorm shower without realizing you grabbed only one of the four things needed for successful completion of said shower... and how we're expected to feel bad about what you've described... lol