That must have been a very slow inverted loop.

Planes can’t physically leave DC because Trump sucks, literally.

Yay, Ronald Regan National Airport puts you into a nosedive again! I almost missed my plane there, but thankfully it was late and the last occupants were offloading. I collapsed at the terminal in relief. FML

I had a dream like that once when I was nine or ten, I thought I was going to Australia, and I was excited, but when I got off the plane, I was still in New Zealand. I actually flew again, and I landed in my home, which looked the same as it did in real life, except someone had written "MUMMY" on the ground near the bottom of the staircase.

Return to sender.

Round trip taken to the next level.

Maybe the pilot returned To get directions !? It’s a joke people. !