Today, I found out that the doctors accidentally perforated my...

By Anonymous - 28/5/2019 20:10

Today, I found out that the doctors accidentally perforated my left ear drum performing a routine wax syringing. I was at the doctor's for a completely different reason, having crushed my pinky at the gym. They can't fix either and my finger needs surgery, which can't happen until next week. FML

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7806946 - Tuesday 28 May 2019 22:53

Routine wax syringing for a crushed pinkie? *cough* unnecessary procedure *cough*

How did your routine mammogram and routine prostate exam go?

By Ainarr | 28

#7806919 - Tuesday 28 May 2019 20:29

literally everyone calls it the pinky finger

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By bluhbluhbluh | 14

#7806914 - Tuesday 28 May 2019 20:11

I smell a huge lawsuit.

By Skydome6666 | 6

#7806916 - Tuesday 28 May 2019 20:17

ydi for still using the term pinky.

Ainarr | 28

#7806919 - Tuesday 28 May 2019 20:29

literally everyone calls it the pinky finger

riley873 | 19

#7806973 - Wednesday 29 May 2019 1:38

what the hell else are you supposed to call the fourth finger?

By gring40 | 10

#7806918 - Tuesday 28 May 2019 20:22

Have an otologist look at it, and don’t let it get wet. Probably will heal on its own, but play it safe. Your doc should be using a rubber bulb syringe for wax flushing.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7806946 - Tuesday 28 May 2019 22:53

Routine wax syringing for a crushed pinkie? *cough* unnecessary procedure *cough*

How did your routine mammogram and routine prostate exam go?

By Amanda Jaworski | 21

#7807124 - Wednesday 29 May 2019 11:55

Patient: Hi doc, I crushed my finger at the gym, I think it’s broken?

Dr: Ok, but how about your ears?

Bizarre....