Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever
Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.
For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "hanky pankies" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.
today I took the meanest deal and took a dump felt like heaven thank you
she sounds better than you tbh
Today I lost my GF of 3 years to another girl that was born with a penis
ok cheater... i think
9 total. 3 I talk to daily. 2 Of those being you too. You’re the only two I’ve actually slept with kissed etc. That went to my SO.
clucking damn it
In London got here Thursday they clucking lost my bags which I just got today
i dont think the cat stereotype is about jobs
still can’t find a job. Over 15 interviews and I still can’t get a job. Time to run away and be a crazy cat lady
sounds like she dont owe u sheeet
Today, my crush since 6th grade was recently in a long relationship, it ended about a week ago. But she shows up at her ex’s house and makes a streak picture so she says don’t worry we’re just friends. Then she says she goes there to fuck. FML
not the CHECKPOINT RESULTS. /CAPSLOCK
TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GREAT DAY UNTIL I DISCOVERED...MY CHECKPOINTS RESULTS. IK IT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THAT BIG OF A DEAL BUT I EXPECTED MORE FROM MYSELF AS MY PARENTS HAVE HIGH EXPECTATIONS...KMS, FML. FML, FML, FML. NOT AN ATTENTION SEEKER BTW.
sounds 100% like something that happened.
Today I accidentally ran over someone, Thankfully No one saw! that’s the third one this week.
That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!