Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever
Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.
For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "hanky pankies" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.
you shouldve had a male
Today I had a female, but then my mom called me down to the kitchen and I forgot what I was gonna write formally
YOURE THE FIRST PERSON EVER
my girlfriend broke up with me.....................................................
what a twist ending!
Today, as I was on the job, BTW, I work for a furniture company. We knocked on the door to hear a crazy guy screaming come in! I opened the door, walked in and see a naked Lieutenant Dan no legs and all laying on a bed. Turns out the mattress actually went to his neighbors right behind him.. FML
ok no need to yell
Today I was on the phone to my boyfriend in the background all I could hear was moans and fuck me hard and that feels good I asked my boyfriend what is going on turns out it was his room mate having a sex dream when my boyfriend asked him about it here just went back to sleep FUCK MY LIFE
wow that was deep as fuck r u ok man
Today and every day that passes by.. I realize how much fake we all are not only towards each other, but to ourselves as well. Flooded with the fear of losing our personal and unique to each occasion masks. Cant go with the stream.. Cant blow off the steam.. FML
My housemate is a compulsive liar, and in the past has lied about having cancer, then more recently lied about having paralysis of her arm. I can’t trust her, but can’t afford to move anywhere...
no one asked if it bit u
When I scratched my leg a spider fell out of my pants and died. Yes, it bit me.
now IM the jerk?!? in THIS economy?
Yesterday, my friends offered me a sip of a new drink that they love. I've never really liked the taste of alcohol, so I take a sip, to my surprise I liked it. Half a bottle later and they mess with me, telling me I didn't drink as much as I thought I did. 3 bottles later and I was the jerk at the end!?
That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!