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Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever

By Nadine / dimanche 20 mai 2018 10:00
Here's another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.

Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.

For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "jibber jabbers" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.
 

so many skillz!

Today I did a shitfuck shot in basketball, but no one saw it and I was like I GOT SKIIIIIIIILLLLZ but then I just immediately tripped on my own friggin feet and everyone laughed FML

someone please come collect diablo

no one takes me seriously because my human body is 13 but they don't know I am actually a D I A B L O and this is just my host body FYI I Diablo is like the devil but cooler and more powerful fml

she played u bro

So I got a really hot girlfriend after 5 y of being single she left me in a week because ' I'm too good for her'. FML

u should definitely get a support group together with the last guy

Today, I said a girl that I liked her. I might have probably never said that to anyone till date. And she says that she is not interested in dating cause of her previous breakup.... fml. FML

ummmm its called SOLITAIRE FOR A REASON lil bro

Today, Today my dick of a brother decided to barge into my room while I was drinking tea and playing solitaire. I ended up spilling tea all over my laptop and had to take it apart to clean it. 2 hours of my day wasted. FML.

same

Life sucks again. How much longer do I have to keep doing this.

ok so wait is she going to kill u or accuse u of murder

I have no idea where it goes from there. girlfriend says she wants me dead, she's going to have me killed. she's also said that she's going to set me up for murder charges and so such wish I would say make sure you get

wow we got a lot of weepers lately

so today after only a month of breaking it off with my ex I decided to message her.... turns out she's already seeing someone and already has plans of getting married... FML

That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!

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  Symphoniaes  |  32

You’d think that a being as ancient as a D I A B L O would use better terminology than “FYI” and describe themselves better than “Like the devil but cooler”

By  jkjorn  |  12

Not sure why the tea-on-the-laptop fml is on the list; it's actually comprehensible and formatted correctly to boot. Maybe not good enough for the main page but doesn't really belong here either.

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