Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever
Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.
For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "jibber jabbers" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.
so many skillz!
Today I did a shitfuck shot in basketball, but no one saw it and I was like I GOT SKIIIIIIIILLLLZ but then I just immediately tripped on my own friggin feet and everyone laughed FML
someone please come collect diablo
no one takes me seriously because my human body is 13 but they don't know I am actually a D I A B L O and this is just my host body FYI I Diablo is like the devil but cooler and more powerful fml
she played u bro
So I got a really hot girlfriend after 5 y of being single she left me in a week because ' I'm too good for her'. FML
u should definitely get a support group together with the last guy
Today, I said a girl that I liked her. I might have probably never said that to anyone till date. And she says that she is not interested in dating cause of her previous breakup.... fml. FML
ummmm its called SOLITAIRE FOR A REASON lil bro
Today, Today my dick of a brother decided to barge into my room while I was drinking tea and playing solitaire. I ended up spilling tea all over my laptop and had to take it apart to clean it. 2 hours of my day wasted. FML.
Life sucks again. How much longer do I have to keep doing this.
ok so wait is she going to kill u or accuse u of murder
I have no idea where it goes from there. girlfriend says she wants me dead, she's going to have me killed. she's also said that she's going to set me up for murder charges and so such wish I would say make sure you get
wow we got a lot of weepers lately
so today after only a month of breaking it off with my ex I decided to message her.... turns out she's already seeing someone and already has plans of getting married... FML
That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!