Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever
Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.
For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "penis wrinkles" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.
it is not a sign u stalker
Today, I was talking to my crush I saw something dirt was there near her mouth I told her that she said remove it, I touched her cheeks to remove it, I was too much near her that our mouth were only far an inch, then I removed that thing and we walk away, after school I know that it was a signal
Today I sound like link, but my zelda left me and guess what I have a hi pitch voice and sound like Link. HYAH!
SEEMS LIKE A GOOD REASON THX 4 UR SERVICE
when I was younger, I was told NOT to join the military, but I don't like being told what to do so I joined the marines
someone call this guy the wambulance
Well, I tried to tell you about my day, but apparently it's too many letters
so are you saying youre 6 years old bc this fml makes it seem like you are
OMG my brother just pulled my hair ??it hurt a lot also I scratched him allot back of it. this week we were pretending it was SATS week, so we were acting like it was yep I'm in year 6
girl dump him pls
Every single morning, I'm yelling at by my gf. she's mentally off balance in the mornings. any twitch or movement, That I make in bed, turns into a mortal combat round FML ????
The same random person gives me a candy every 3 months or so. I've started to expect it now..
seems like ur just friends
I have not had sex with my bf in 4 months. we have only been together for a year. FML
so many layers to this dillema
Today, after about two to three years being on depo, not having a period, I didn't have pads, or the energy to drive to get new ones, was also getting over a cold, now feel my tampon movie every time I sneezed, and I'm constantly peeing. Did I forget to mention I have no money? FML
That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!