Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever
Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.
For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "gorgadon" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.
Today, I only realized the con where the three avengers actors would be aren’t attending the one day I paid to go there. FML
day in the life
today I was on my way to a client's house. I was half way there. when I get a text saying I wasn't needed today
thxxxxx for sharing w us
I told my former girlfriend I was in love with her she freaked out and hasn't talked to me since.
Today, Not only today, everyday I get mad at my work. This person acts like jerks. FML
not the alarm clock!
several powerless in my town started on fire and it's snowing out.. City wide power outage for hours. I am supposed to be up and moving to a different state at 5am and my phone is almost dead now and my alarm clock.
tune in next week!
Dating my high school crush 4 less than a month, he broke up with me b4 new years later I find out he was sleeping w 2 other women then I find out he and his friends stole my stuff 4 drug money. he made me fall in love with him, then used men treat me like shit, destroying my trust and respect.
Today, I quit my job @ jersey mikes I had finally had it the manager called me l8r 2 try 2 get me 2 come back 2 work for them apparently he didn't hear me when I said yes 2 go back 2 work for them, I really need the money as he hung up he said oh I know what kind of person you are & hung up fml
wow i love this poem
I'm sad my brother fell off a tree, then the same tree next week I fall off the same tree
2 much junk in the trunk
While I was strutting my junk I slipped and fell on a banana. fml..
the dudes were, in fact, random.
so again another day at home with my girlfriend who I know for a fact has gone mad, she clearly is crazed with attention and aim to disrespect me everyday with razor sharp accuracy of the tongue, she of course hits up other dudes all the time who in fact are random I think I gotta go she came back FML.
That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!