Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever
Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.
For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "Limp Bizkits" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.
wuss that mean?
I asked my grandma what my ethnicity was and she responded by telling me oh honey we're American
can I join you?
At home on a Friday night with my kids having cheese balls and wine. FML
manners maketh man
Today I was hanging out with my gf and Tuesday I had cracked my phone screen doing something stupid and she told her dad. So they were on the phone and he sarcastically asked me if I fixed my phone yet, but I thought my gf said it and so I responded with fuck you. And he thought I said it to his female
wtf dude how
Today, I just accepted my League of legends match and the game said I can't play it cause low internet connection wtf dude how? my wifi just ok at top speed I test it. I KEEP RECONNECTING!! FML. FML
a smothering roast
So apparently I am too much on my beef skin.. With too much, I mean, just want to be together and watch some TV every day except for 2 days a week. Because of this he doesn't even sleep with me anymore
wow me 2 always
Hey, I'm new and I have no idea what I'm doing ?
come son with me, let's son, let's son away
Today, On average my dog sons with me 5 times per week, also on average my fiance sons with me every other birthday, if I’m lucky.. FML
OP is trash
Today, Today... it was terrible.. It's so terrible. I don't even want to say it.......... Omg I can't believe this happened.. WHYYYYYY YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, I'm SPREADING IT AROUND THE WORLD ITS HORRIBLE.... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT........WHYYYYYYYYYYY COME ON!!! SOMEONE STOLE MY OFFENSIVE LOGAN PAUL DANK MEME!. FML
ok, will do.
Today, ignore this. This is a test. FML
stop fucking with me. Is it a test?! or isn't it?!?!
Today, if this IS A Test. FML
That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!