Here's A Gift We Would've Liked This Xmas: Chicken Leg Pants.
WTF FASHION PEOPLE?
OK, these are maybe a little hideous, but think of all the practicle applications they could have :
- You could hide at least two friends and take them into a movie theatre with you
- You could represent KFC across the world
- You could fill them with Helium and just fly around.
So, want some?
No? Halloween has been and gone, Thanksgiving and Christmas as well. There's no special occasion left to disguise yourself as a giant chicken or massive turkey. It could be a great gift for a vegetarian friend, to remind them that even though they've stopped eating chicken drumsticks, they can almost become one.
MC Hammer called, he doesn't want you to touch his pants
They are kinda sexy. Almost. Go on, admit that you'd like to have the balls (or ladyballs) to wear these in public. You just couldn't. Despite all that, Twitter user @Demasei_ has taken them to task in Photoshop and let his creative side take over:
It's almost the same thing.
All that's missing is BBQ Sauce and roaring charcoal. When can we expect sushi dresses, pizza t-shirts or apple core jeans?
Damn. Now I'm hungry.