Here Are This Week's Top 9 Funniest Comments
9. A hardcore catfish.
"What a dick move!"
8. Time to make some quick cash.
"Just nod and agree. Then call your buddy tow truck driver and split the profit."
7. I'm sure Caitlyn Jenner would appreciate it.
"Well, I guess Stormy could work as a boy’s name in case she decides to “pull a Grandpa/Grandma” later in life."
6. Armed & Dangerous.
"My best friend does jiujitsu, I own and carry a gun. I’m armed, he’s dangerous, your dad is a jerk."
5. Leave it to the professionals.
"Shouldn’t you leave spaying/neutering up to the pros?"
4. Time for a new doctor.
"Sounds like your doctor's medical degree is also just in his head."
3. I've heard this plot before somewhere...
2. You gotta give your work 100%.
"Hey, you know what they say. You always have to seem available when you're on the job."
"She came either way."
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
"Did the man happen to be gay? If so this guy is just going for prank after prank."
"See example above for instructions on proper entry to the meta comment bonus round."
"You ought to open a can of jiu-jitsu whoop-ass on him!"