Here Are This Week’s Top 10 Funniest Comments!
10. Look away!
“'Significant shrinkage!'
The water was cold!”
-RichardPencil
9. Ba dum tss.
“They probably thought you would seizure this opportunity to make a little extra cash on the side.”
-Dave_Davington
8. Like the ones they used to sell at Sharper Image.
“Uhhh Mom, it's a neck massager.”
-Lobby_Bee
7. Especially not from your wife.
“That’s not something I ever want to hear anywhere actually”
-manb91uk
6. *raises eyebrow ever so slightly*
“Even the butt plug?
You didn’t find the butt plug? Where could the butt plug be?”
-RichardPencil
5. Down low, too slow.
“Came to post this same FML, but I guess someone beat me to it by a couple days.”
-Darthstormer
4. We’re all a little scarred.
“I want to write a fml about reading this fml”
-OCD_NME
3. Shove it down y0ur juice box instead.
“Religion is like a dick. If you have one, that's good for you. But don't shove it down my throat.”
-iny0urjuicybox
2. New high score!
“What boss do you have to fight to get to that level of stupid?”
-coolmike669
1. Well, I’ll say.
“Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'penetration testing.'”
-prometheus531
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
“Well at least it wasn’t made from a mould of your husband’s penis.
Wait, was it?”
-manb91uk
“Not much luck for you! Car wont be towed after the blow out, your mums car is broken and now your co-worker forgot you.”
-Late For Breakfast
“Was he supposed to go to Paris but his friends left without him?”
-texaskitty86
THE ONE WHERE MONICA MAKES A FORESKIN FOR JOEY AWARD
“Someone get me a slice of baloney, a staple gun, some crazy glue, and some ice cream!”
-Donut_wizard
SLONGLAUGHT AWARD
“I hope you aren’t the parents of the same 10 year-old kid who was accidentally sent a nude this week... Poor thing’ll need some serious therapy after this slongslaught”
-manb91uk