Here Are This Week’s Top 10 Funniest Comments!

By Nina / samedi 27 janvier 2018 05:30
In this week’s edition, we’ve got penises, butt plugs, and vibrators, and basically anything involving penetration. Oh, and as always, very clever wordplay!

10. Look away!

By Sergeant - / Monday 22 January 2018 13:00 / Russian Federation

“'Significant shrinkage!'

The water was cold!”



9. Ba dum tss.

“They probably thought you would seizure this opportunity to make a little extra cash on the side.”


8. Like the ones they used to sell at Sharper Image.

“Uhhh Mom, it's a neck massager.”


7. Especially not from your wife.


Today, I heard something you don't want to hear at the dentist: "I need a bigger drill." FML

By Aseemann - / Wednesday 24 January 2018 19:00 / Denmark - Svendborg

“That’s not something I ever want to hear anywhere actually”


6. *raises eyebrow ever so slightly*

“Even the butt plug?

You didn’t find the butt plug? Where could the butt plug be?”



5. Down low, too slow.

“Came to post this same FML, but I guess someone beat me to it by a couple days.”


4. We’re all a little scarred.

“I want to write a fml about reading this fml”


3. Shove it down y0ur juice box instead.

“Religion is like a dick. If you have one, that's good for you. But don't shove it down my throat.”


2. New high score!

“What boss do you have to fight to get to that level of stupid?”


1. Well, I’ll say.

“Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'penetration testing.'”



“Well at least it wasn’t made from a mould of your husband’s penis.

Wait, was it?”



“Not much luck for you! Car wont be towed after the blow out, your mums car is broken and now your co-worker forgot you.”
-Late For Breakfast



Today, I'm traveling halfway around the world to see my long-distance boyfriend. Today, he informed me that he took the wrong days off from work and will not be joining me. FML

By Flyyyy - / Friday 26 January 2018 01:30 / Italy - Lissone

“Was he supposed to go to Paris but his friends left without him?”




“Someone get me a slice of baloney, a staple gun, some crazy glue, and some ice cream!”




“I hope you aren’t the parents of the same 10 year-old kid who was accidentally sent a nude this week... Poor thing’ll need some serious therapy after this slongslaught”

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