Here Are This Week’s Top 10 Funniest Comments, And Then Some
10. Flag on the play!
“I hope the ref called her out on what a terrible parent she is.”
9. As Confucius once said...
“Well... Did you smoke up? The family that flies together... probably raids the fridge together too, I dunno”
8. Warning: darkness and cold have been known to cause FMLs.
“I swear to god, everything interesting seems to be happening in Anchorage lately.”
“It’s dark and cold up there right now”
“Do you work for Good Times? It’s one of their corporate phrases.”
“‘Welcome to Good Times, where the fat girls up front are nice.’ Sounds like a winning business slogan.”
6. It’s like rai-yi-aiiiiiiiiin
“Alanis Morissette would appreciate the irony here.”
5. The pineapple pizza conflict wages on.
“A topping worst then pineapple, cockroach”
4. Oh hi, Stewie.
“Today, I started a new job with an established company, and even though I have two different pieces of paper from two different colleges, I still had to start in a beginner's position like almost everyone else. And, now my boss wants to connect with me to have some type of rapport, which surely wouldn't be forgotten when it comes time for a possible promotion, and his way of doing this is by fist bumping when I successfully complete a task. I'm just so above all of this though because I went to college. FML. That's you, that's what you sound like.”
3. So tired of these cheap, breakable potatoes.
“For $22 it should be unbreakable”
2. Easy shot.
“Looks like the passport just became a pissport!”
1. FML endorses these puns.
“Seriously though, how could he Nazi the consequences of his tattoo?”
“There's the wrong way to get a tattoo, and then there is the Reich way.”
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
“I guess you should start with that dude who thinks you’re his boyfriend though... He’ll end up naked and trying to kiss you before you know it!”
“Just tell me the dream wasn’t about bacon again“
“Well, he could’ve started a rant about homosexuals if that’s more to your liking..”
APPROPRIATE USERNAME AWARD
“Marriedtoajew? Dude, your wife sucks, but anti-Semitism isn't cool either.”
“that is what we call a joke.”