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Here Are This Week’s Top 10 Funniest Comments, And Then Some

By Nina / samedi 6 janvier 2018 05:30
The tally is in! After a two-week hiatus, the comment countdown is back. In this week’s edition, we’ve got puns, potatoes, and pineapple pizza. Hope you’re hungry!

10. Flag on the play!

“I hope the ref called her out on what a terrible parent she is.”
-Bloo2555

 

9. As Confucius once said...

“Well... Did you smoke up? The family that flies together... probably raids the fridge together too, I dunno”
-manb91uk

 

8. Warning: darkness and cold have been known to cause FMLs.

“I swear to god, everything interesting seems to be happening in Anchorage lately.”
-Mirrorgirl

“It’s dark and cold up there right now”
-acmariner99

 

7. Catchy.

By Tori - / Saturday 30 December 2017 19:00 /

“Do you work for Good Times? It’s one of their corporate phrases.”
-AndronicusPark

“‘Welcome to Good Times, where the fat girls up front are nice.’ Sounds like a winning business slogan.”
-mt21mt

 

6. It’s like rai-yi-aiiiiiiiiin

“Alanis Morissette would appreciate the irony here.”
-ohsnapword

 

5. The pineapple pizza conflict wages on.

“A topping worst then pineapple, cockroach”
welseyc2110

 

4. Oh hi, Stewie.

“Today, I started a new job with an established company, and even though I have two different pieces of paper from two different colleges, I still had to start in a beginner's position like almost everyone else. And, now my boss wants to connect with me to have some type of rapport, which surely wouldn't be forgotten when it comes time for a possible promotion, and his way of doing this is by fist bumping when I successfully complete a task. I'm just so above all of this though because I went to college. FML. That's you, that's what you sound like.”
-mt21mt

 

3. So tired of these cheap, breakable potatoes.

By TheLostCauseFML - / Sunday 31 December 2018 08:00 / United States - Quitman

“For $22 it should be unbreakable”
-gobiteme2

 

2. Easy shot.

“Looks like the passport just became a pissport!”
-Glowworm56

 

1. FML endorses these puns.

“Seriously though, how could he Nazi the consequences of his tattoo?”
-Glowworm56

“There's the wrong way to get a tattoo, and then there is the Reich way.”
-Sentaru

 

 

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

“I guess you should start with that dude who thinks you’re his boyfriend though... He’ll end up naked and trying to kiss you before you know it!”
-manb91uk

 

“Just tell me the dream wasn’t about bacon again“
-manb91uk

 

“Well, he could’ve started a rant about homosexuals if that’s more to your liking..”
-exileonmainst

 

 

APPROPRIATE USERNAME AWARD

“Marriedtoajew? Dude, your wife sucks, but anti-Semitism isn't cool either.”
-SamanthaThe1st

“that is what we call a joke.”
-KnowsWhatAJokeIs

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By  KittyMack  |  11

Holy shitsnacks, I hadn't noticed that hospitalized guy's user name. Gross. That never should have made it past the mods.
No, antisemitism is not "just a joke". Is this really something some people don't understand?

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By  KittyMack  |  11

Holy shitsnacks, I hadn't noticed that hospitalized guy's user name. Gross. That never should have made it past the mods.
No, antisemitism is not "just a joke". Is this really something some people don't understand?

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  Chris Smith  |  9

If we never make light of dark situations they'll become forgotten and it will be like we never had to deal with them in the first place, causing a repeat of bad decisions.

By  Glowworm56  |  25

Okay, I was already excited to see that I was the featured comment on the introduction--but was even more pleased after seeing that I made number 2 on the list, that I also made it to number one.
Hey, if you're going to go with an overused joke--put a new spin on it, I always say.

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