Here Are The Top 12 Comments Of The Week!
12. * moustache bristles ominously *
"I mustache you to cut it out immediately." -bluhbluhbluh
"It's a perfectly understandable response. After all, who among us hasn't picked up the nearest person and hurled them down the stairs upon being startled?" -Dave_Davington
10. Take notes, people.
"Never trust the airlines with things that are critical to survival: that’s why I wrap my charging cords around my arms and legs when I fly. TSA doesn’t like it, but fuck ‘em, I’d rather be waterboarded than let my iPhone get below 70% charge!" -RichardPencil
9. Share the love.
"Maybe your husband just needs a hug ... in the face ... with a chair." -acmariner99
8. Makes sense.
"I thought kids were supposed to see-saw?" -Leeono
7. I see what you did there...
"I'm sure they were blown away. Did the speech leave you winded?" -Linda Mau
"Did the person who stole your fence take it to a fence afterwards much to your offence?" -Glowworm56
5. Well said!
"With frenulems like that who needs frenemies?" -TheSminty1
" Ah! I got firework in my eye again!" -Late For Breakfast
"That is the type of roach you'd expect to try to enter you there." -PenguinPal3017
2. So special.
"Wow. The Chosen 5%. Must feel good being that rare." -LAUGHINGKOMODO
1. Do the worm.
"The early bird gets the worm. And its offspring." -BurnInDemonFire
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
"Maybe you should rub one out while on your phone with your earphones out by them and the volume all the way up..." -fjvitt
That's all for this week, folks... Hope you're having a great weekend!
If not, be sure to submit an FML about it.