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Here Are The Top 12 Comments Of The Week!

By Chairman Meow / dimanche 7 octobre 2018 12:00
There were a lot of funny comments... Here are our staff picks!

12. * moustache bristles ominously *

"I mustache you to cut it out immediately." -bluhbluhbluh

 

11. LÄMP

"It's a perfectly understandable response. After all, who among us hasn't picked up the nearest person and hurled them down the stairs upon being startled?" -Dave_Davington

 

10. Take notes, people.

World

Today, I flew cross-country. Since the movers with my furniture and car won't arrive for 2 weeks, I packed several bags with most of my clothes and charging cords. The airline lost them. FML

By screwedflyer - / Wednesday 3 October 2018 14:00 / Czech Republic - Prague

"Never trust the airlines with things that are critical to survival: that’s why I wrap my charging cords around my arms and legs when I fly. TSA doesn’t like it, but fuck ‘em, I’d rather be waterboarded than let my iPhone get below 70% charge!" -RichardPencil

 

9. Share the love.

"Maybe your husband just needs a hug ... in the face ... with a chair." -acmariner99

 

8. Makes sense.

"I thought kids were supposed to see-saw?" -Leeono

 

7. I see what you did there...

"I'm sure they were blown away. Did the speech leave you winded?" -Linda Mau

 

6. Clever.

World
By Lisa - / Wednesday 3 October 2018 23:00 / Romania

"Did the person who stole your fence take it to a fence afterwards much to your offence?" -Glowworm56

 

5. Well said!

"With frenulems like that who needs frenemies?" -TheSminty1

 

4. Ouch.

" Ah! I got firework in my eye again!" -Late For Breakfast

 

3. Heh.

"That is the type of roach you'd expect to try to enter you there." -PenguinPal3017

 

2. So special.

By Failed Leader - / Saturday 6 October 2018 21:08 /

"Wow. The Chosen 5%. Must feel good being that rare." -LAUGHINGKOMODO

 

1. Do the worm.

By Ryuuchild666 - / Monday 1 October 2018 13:30 /

"The early bird gets the worm. And its offspring." -BurnInDemonFire

 

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

"Maybe you should rub one out while on your phone with your earphones out by them and the volume all the way up..." -fjvitt

 

That's all for this week, folks... Hope you're having a great weekend!

If not, be sure to submit an FML about it.

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