Here Are the Top 10 Funniest Comments of the Week!
10. And the second rule, for that matter, GhostFox!
Today, my seemingly innocent younger brother showed our family a video of what he was doing last night when he skipped New Student Orientation. He's been in college all of 48 hours and he's already joined a fight club. FML
“Well, he won't be in it long, he's already broken the first rule!”
9. ‘Tis indeed, Septembero.
8. Roses are red, and damn you fine, but Donut_Wizard and Skaloicels777 have their priorities in line.
“To hell with sex, lets all go eat Doritos!”
“Doritos are life”
7. Way to stand up for the oppressed, ARISKomuniszt.
“This is offensive to pink people.”
6. Well played, Kristoffer.
“Oh, so you lost? *blocks you*”
5. Leave it to RichardPencil to deliver this pun bomb.
“No use fretting about it, you picked the wrong store to deal with and you got played! Once you peg the guitar maker, hopefully they won’t string you along and treat you like you’re a nut.”
4. Lobby_Bee had a million great comments this week. Like this one, for example.
“By any chance your boss' name is Dick? Sure sounds like something a Dick would do.”
3. It’s a catch 22, eh, Glowworm56?
“The good news: The guy's dick was obviously bigger than that little hole. The bad news: The guy's dick was obviously bigger than that little hole.”
2. Tripartita is back!
Today, I started at a new college. I bought my textbooks and went to my first class only to find out that they changed my schedule without telling me. I'd already opened the book. I could not get $200 back. FML
“Average New Jersey tuition: $15,355. Useless textbook: $200. Joy of getting an FML published: priceless. And $15,555.”
1. Don’t we all, Fire_Princess16?
“I love FMLs like these, they make my family seem so normal.”
IMPROMPTU MEDICAL CONSULTATION AWARD
“I think I have this! What is it called??”
“Numb crumb, I believe.”
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
Today, a day before my birthday, I'm submitting my unplanned resignation after receiving an applicant's phone call inquiring about my position. Because yep, there was already an ad for an opening in my position. FML
“If you have at least three years of experience I know of a job opening!”
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
“Were they hunting bigfoot? I hear that's a thing now.”