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Here Are The Top 10 Comments Of The Week!

By Chairman Meow / samedi 10 novembre 2018 05:35
Another week, another top comment list. See if you made the cut!

Welcome to our weekly top comments list... User tested, staff approved! As always, congrats to everyone who made it!

 

10. Oh ho.

"Bladder safe than sorry." - Hejira Hayes

 

9. He's especially good at expectorating!

"Does he use antlers in all of his decorating too?" - Glowworm56

 

8. Poop jokes are always fun.

"The pee guy comes in first, but the poo guy was definitely #2." - ChromoTec

 

7. So kind. Wow.

By littlekellilee - / Monday 5 November 2018 03:00 /

"Apparently, his battle is not going well, so you might want to grant a dying man his wish. If you send me the pics first, I can give you some artistic advice. Usually, my consulting fee is very high, but I’ll waive it for this worthy cause." - RichardPencil

"Going pro boner, eh? You're such a caring individual." - BurnInDemonFire

 

6. Deja vu.

"Uh oh" - ZoroMiHawk

 

5. Purrfect pun.

"Not quite the liquid recommended for a slip 'n slide, but hey, I guess it's not a total catastrophe?" - Levi2411

 

4. You don't say?

"Hmm...I don’t think it’s yours." - infinitemonkey

 

3. Heh.

"I can see why that would bug you." - Leeono

 

2. DemonFire. BurnIn DemonFire.

"Here you go, Doc. One urine sample, shaken, not stirred." - BurnInDemonFire

 

1. Sneak = -100

"It’s getting harder and harder for him to tiptoe around the house...." - fjvitt

 

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

World

Today, for lunch I bought a burger, fries and milkshake. As I went to sit down the milkshake spilled all over the table, in my failed attempt to catch it I also managed to spill my fries all over the floor. FML

By sarita - / Sunday 4 November 2018 08:30 / Canada

"Were you sliding around in cat pee?" - RichardPencil

 

That's all, folks!

 

Keep the comments coming, and if you really want to get on next week's list, a good pun never hurts. 😉

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  24

Thank you, thank you, you're far too kind. Tune in next week, when RichardPencil will be replaced by my special guest, the legendary Regis Philbin! We'll be discussing anti-vaxxers, the continued rise of Ryan Reynolds, and we'll be asking the question "Who felt the need to bring back Murphy Brown?". See you then, and in the meantime, go fuck yourself, San Diego.

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  24

Thank you, thank you, you're far too kind. Tune in next week, when RichardPencil will be replaced by my special guest, the legendary Regis Philbin! We'll be discussing anti-vaxxers, the continued rise of Ryan Reynolds, and we'll be asking the question "Who felt the need to bring back Murphy Brown?". See you then, and in the meantime, go fuck yourself, San Diego.

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