Here Are The 9 Funniest Comments Of The Week
“How could she not tell the difference is she Wile E coyotes wife 😐🙄😵” -Charlie Given
8. The results are in, you ARE the father.
By how the fuck did this happen?! - United States - Hesperia
“Maury will straighten that out for you!” -ViviMage
7. I ain't sayin she a gold digger
“Looks like you’re gonna be a gold-digger for the next few days.” -RichardPencil
6. Can't wait to see it.
By Nadine - France - Paris
“Wow the Catwoman trailer looks pretty good” -real life problems
5. Let's just hit her with the cold dark truth.
“Jesus doesn’t love you” -melisssa87
4. *cue the scary music*
“Your genitals sound like something out of a horror story” -slkeithh
3. my BOWEELLLLSS
“My bowels are tellin’ me no but my taste buds, may taste buds are tellin’ me yes” -im Martin
2. This is a very important perspective to consider.
Today, I've been seeing this girl for three months. After asking her if she'd like to go out to eat with me, I realized that she never called me by my name, just "hey you". While we were out, I wondered what she had me saved as, so I texted her when she got up to use the restroom. It was "free food". FML
“Better than "free kidneys".” -PenguinPal3017
1. You know how impressionable they are!
“Have a talk with your dryer and explain that if it's going to smoke it should do so responsibly and not near dryer lint.” -TheSminty1
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
“Yeah OP, think how much worse it'd be if she saw your junk in the shower and commented on it.” -Lalala579121
By Nadine / Friday 14 September 2018 14:53 /