Here Are The 16 Funniest Tweets From This Week!
It's that wonderful time of year where the weather is mild for about, 2 weeks. before the scorching heat settles in, (like, tomorrow,) and all your clothes get drenched in sweat and and you feel like you need to shower 18 times a day, maybe it's better to resolve just stay inside all summer and read funny tweets. Yeah? Good choice! Here are the 16 funniest ones from this week.
1. They're at it again
I ACTUALLY SCREAMED!! pic.twitter.com/UP0zDUmd55— E V E (@evandrra) April 24, 2018
This guy said he gave this girl his phone to put her number in, and she Venmo’d herself $300 lmaooooooooo— W. E. B. Du Rag (@SupremeOne3) April 22, 2018
Crying pic.twitter.com/C7hJGcswtu— bob loblaw (@_mariselavera) April 23, 2018
4. Have some respect.
If William and Kate had even the tiniest amount of compassion they’d call their baby Avicii— Dan (@DanLynch94) April 23, 2018
ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵃʸ ᶰᵒᵗ ᵖᵃˢˢ pic.twitter.com/wcfXHJlU76— narpy (@narpic) April 23, 2018
6. We've all been there.
me deleting a tweet that I thought was funny after it getting 0 attention pic.twitter.com/bI8ePurksO— ً (@blindsiren) April 22, 2018
7. The accuracy.
When I start a job vs when I’ve been working there for a couple of weeks pic.twitter.com/3yUhSeyeHw— I miss the old kanye (@dale_fromcali) April 24, 2018
8. This is the funniest tweet of the month y'all.
This is like a painting from the Renaissance. pic.twitter.com/nhmxYxD0vC— Frank Pallotta (@frankpallotta) April 22, 2018
9. If you find this dog can you send him my way?
Imagine banning the world's coolest dog. pic.twitter.com/LIyyRBVZQT— James Doleman (@jamesdoleman) April 22, 2018
10. Thankful for the man who immortalized this Craigslist ad.
The Fine AF 1999 Toyota Corolla, wasn’t going to put this on twitter but the guy took it off of Craig’s list so I felt the need to keep the story alive😂 pic.twitter.com/7Pbrayqn58— Brendan Tokarski (@btredwing98) April 23, 2018
11. Give this kid $100 next time, they deserve it.
Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.— Rogue Dad, M.D. (@RogueDadMD) April 23, 2018
12. Stop what you're doing and watch this cat sneeze.
Here is a video of a cat sneezing pic.twitter.com/5CLWVFQhHp— ㅤElenia (@voodoodollsz) April 23, 2018
13. All-Star by Smashmouth is now stuck in your head.
shrek is 17 today ....... the years really do start coming and they dont stop coming pic.twitter.com/bZOqbm7EYp— paul rudd (@philsadelphia) April 23, 2018
14. Lil' dumb cat
Just accidentally recorded My cat dropping my damn laptop and it looks hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/KAjL1NGH4F— Brandon Salinas⚡️ (@brandonsalinass) April 23, 2018
15. You have so much to live for!
he really tried to end it all smh pic.twitter.com/e2HFVsyQsc— mercedez 🍋 (@Slimcedez) April 23, 2018
16.Girl, that text was not meant for you.
if anyone wants to know how drunk my boyfriend was last night pic.twitter.com/XHLagOLMC1— tricia n (@makeesomenoyes) April 21, 2018